Just got this month’s mag, took it out of the plastic wrapper and it really smells

Perhaps that bastard at the ham factory who used to fart into the packets before they sealed them up has moved on to a print shop?

I love the smell of fresh print in the morning. Smells like….. smells like….. Reviews of bikes I’ll never be able to afford.

Some day this travel review for somewhere you can’t afford to go is gonna end, son…..

I noticed that last time I assume something has changed at the printers, i’d love to complain again this time but it hasn’t come yet:(

Smells like new ikea mattresses, really chemically dont want to sleep in the same room until they’ve finished off-gasing.

at the ham factory who used to fart into the packets

No, he got a job at the dry roasted peanut packing plant.

Applauds Binners