I’m at a charity function for the local -21’s football.

There’s many 50’s haircuts and no socks.

Ripped jeans are in again.

This is what I’ve learned.

Trainer socks shirley?

They have socks, they’re just tiny. Myself and a friend came to the conclusion a couple of days ago that they’re probably using little girls’ socks.

EDIT or ‘trainer’ socks as some appear to call them ^

It’s fashun innit!

You’ve only just noticed because they’ve started wearing their trousers round their waist instead of their arses……

Get these two in. Show em how it’s done.

Have they all got their hands down their pants playing with what appears to be a new toy?

Fashion is a funny thing. I have done the ripped jeans and matching jeans to jeans jacket in my youth. I look at some of the kids these days and ask what the hell. Im not out of my twenties yet!

Round our way dem yoot have a tendency to go with the bare leg look! Albeit sunbed enhanced to lessen the blow.

Down jacket and expensive trainers with the afforementioned shorts seems de rigueur. Even if it’s 3 degrees!

Im 28. Feel removed from the next generation.

What the ****? It was only yesterday I wore ripped jeans with no socks and a bryllecream comb over. Cause James Dean did.

Apparently, Joey Essex & Olly Myrs do too.

Am I’d too young to be old? Christ.

Is that ^ David Walliams blacked up?

😀

It’s what happen when you get your hos confused with your hose.
Innit?