I believe pook is looking for some.

How big? Wallpaper scissors are pretty big.

its easier to hire a dwarf to do the opening than find novelty giant scissors

It’s for pook. Could we shrink him in a month? He’s a pretty tall chap to start with.

Could he stand in a small hole?

If someone comes up with a proper answer it will confirm STW as being the best website in the world ever.

here

Ta da!

http://www.ceremonialribboncuttingscissors.com/

I think I win on points as mine’s in the UK 🙂

Wow. Just.. wow.

IHN, that website is amazing! 😀 (but it clearly in the US! 😛 )

IHN, can you pick up a pair for the pootle then?

but it clearly in the US!

Is it?

[checks]

Ah, toss 🙁

IHN, can you pick up a pair for the pootle then?

Well, I don’t know, will His Pootleness (peace be upon him) be there?

There is even a “ribbon-cutting” guide/how-to book! And fitted scissor-cases! Aaaaaawesum! 😀 😀 😀

Well he did say he was look for some scissors on the pootle thread.

make some cardboard ones and hide some real ones behind? Or just use a samurai sword 😀

Here you go –
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/stainless-steel-tailor-sewing-shears-scissors-handle-gold-plated-10-5in-/160900747367?pt=UK_Crafts_Sewing_Supplies_MJ&hash=item25766e9067

Search for tailors shearers on Ebay and there are plenty of large pairs.

How about these? A bit spend mind.

Thanks but I think neninja has the best idea so far. now we need to see if his royal pookness is actually coming along.

I’m working on it

🙂

http://www.ceremonialribboncuttingscissors.com

Or I’ll borrow some for you off the Mayor of Dacorum if you’re close 😕

Just hold some normal scissors nearer the camera

Buy some kenny everett hands and just use normal scissors 😆

265mm? Pathetically small. Cut something out of mdf. Make sure they’re so enormous that they can barely be lifted.

Are you going to run with them? 😈

voodoo chile, wouldn’t that make the scissors seem incredibly small?

Chainsaw?

I prefer the ‘stand in a small hole idea’