one i am ashamed of.
walking home from town drunk, i bumped into a girl i had gone to school with 4 years previous.
she was waiting for the last bus.
we got talking and made a date to meet the following thursday.
thursday comes, i meet her….i am now sober, she was terrible looking.
imagine me in a frock.
anyway we go for a walk into the local park, where there used to be a pub.
we went to the pub and had a couple of beers.
one thing led to another, and we ended up sha55ing in the park.
and when you have done the deed fella's you just want to get out of there, right??
so there are some old style toilets in the park, 4 walls urinal trough on the floor, no roof.
i say i need a pi55, she waits outside, i go in and climb over the back wall of the loo's and do a runner….
i have never seen her since, and i am truly truly ashamed of myself for doing it.
so Tracey Ward…….on the off chance that you will ever see this………i apologise………
You….you ….bastard! I waited for ages outside that bog!