Tried to access it but it’s being a bit slow..

Bloke had a Ti bike, it broke

Bloke tried to get a warranty replacement under ‘lifetime guarantee’ – refused by US manufacturer

Bloke tried to get details of UK importer/agent, person he talked to refused to give contact details

Bloke posted on Bikeradar

Bikeradar Mob were restless

Person bloke spoke to took umbrage and called Police alleging harassment

Police called on Bloke who inexplicably fell down the stairs*

Importer saw the light and offered Bloke replacement bike though in plastic not Ti

*This bit might not be true….

Ah, cheers…