preferably real, highly paid, low skilled, totally flexible work hours, unlimited holiday and very little in the way of commuting

apart from STW editor I've completely drawn a blank

apart from STW editor I've completely drawn a blank

*awaits WRATH of Chips et al*

We're laughing a lot in the office 🙂

Fluffer?

i met a hash dealer once on a beach….he only worked 3-4 months a year…seemed fairly easy.he suggested he was loaded..

Being Chuck Norris's punching hand 🙂

Nuclear safety inspector:

Queen of England as you do bugger all but enjoy a great wage and everyone is happy to see you… job for life too! 🙄

But if you're the queen everywhere smells of paint 😐

Jeremy Clarkson

No job.

Commercial Lawyer.

Living the dream here 8)

*THREAD CLOSED*

If it feels like a job then it's not the best one.

Maybe an indian did it

Oh and the downside of putting up with Duke of York's stupid comments!

A friend of mine is University lecturer/researcher on £55K a year, comes in when he wants, respected author in his area and generally doesn't have to fight too hard for grants.

He Hates students though but loves being paid for what he loves.
Thats it-do what you love and get paid for it.

being Fred Dibner (when he was alive)

I think outdoor guides/instructors have it knocked off. When my missus learned to ski, it was off this leathery old italian dude that worked the ski school in Sauze D'Oulx, skiiing in winter in the Alps, took a couple of months off, and taught sailing in Sardinia or somewhere in the summer, took a couple of months off…

Doesn't strike me as a bad old life. He was looking well enough on it.

He was looking well enough on it.

Yeah, cos he ends up banging all the people he instructs. 😉

I hadn't even thought about the "perks"!

I taught skiing and outdoor pursuits once, turned a passion into just a job. Had to stop.

Nipple tweaker. Bit less stressful than fluffer

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being Fred Dibner (when he was alive)

Yip. That would be awesome.

Imagine you could have a naval battle with model boats and planes on a lake, and be paid to do it. Then make the boats big enough so you can climb in and captain the Ark Royal or the Achilles from inside the boat. How awesome would that be? Naval warfare display at Peasholm Park, Scarborough. Not all council jobs are the same.

Youtube Vid

I can see nipple tweaker has it's good points too, though.

why would a 'low skilled' job be good unless you were a cretin?

preferably real, highly paid, low skilled, totally flexible work hours, unlimited holiday and very little in the way of commuting

Erm, My bosses job seemingly…

(oops, hope he's not reading this, the lazy ****t :wink:)

Flying this the F-22 Raptor

nononono

A highly skilled job you can take pride in. Plus some risk, luxury lifestyle, time off between jobs and lots of females.

State Sponsored Assassin

Being a trustafarian.

how about alison websters job as page 3 photographer?

someone suggested fluffer

wikipedia: A fluffer is a hired member of the crew of a pornographic movie whose role on the set is to sexually arouse the male participants prior to the filming of scenes requiring erections

not for me….

Right now? Mine. Seriously. I'm loving it at the moment! If only the pay was about tripled…. 🙂

20 years ago I dreamed of the perfect job and now, if I went back and told myself what I'd end up doing, I'd say I have the best job in the world for me..

If only I'd known the cost…*shivers* 😯

Mind you I did know someone who got paid to comb angora rabbits for a living. Aww.

The Athertons seam to have the best job in the world judging by "the atherton project" videos (which are really good) so I'm going to go with professional cyclist with the exception to that as being a domestique in a large cycling team which looks like hell.

Iain

Next person to say "my job" gets shot.

My…ahhhgghh!

As cheesy as it sounds, one that's enjoyable and rewarding. Nothing easy because that just makes it boring. I did 2 days in a factory (easy repetitive work) and wanted to kill myself it was that mind numbingly dull.

There was a photoshoot of a photoshoot a while back which I can't find now.
The shots were of Madonna making a book of erotic photographs. In one picture she has Naoimi Cambell stood over her while she lies on a beach. Both ladies are virtually naked.

One guy has the job of rubbing oil over both their bodies. The pictures show him spraying oil on, and then rubbing it in. Naoimi's thighs get an especially good work over.

That job would be alright I guess.

DOH! I didn't read the original post properly…..

preferably real, highly paid, low skilled, totally flexible work hours, unlimited holiday and very little in the way of commuting

The answer is obvious.

A politican.