Teaching my son to say Jewish Zombie Day. Window shopping for a campervan having just spent two nights in a rented vw in the dales.
Feeding extended family praying the boy either says “Jewish Zombie Day ” or “ey ey ey calm down calm down” ( his grandad is a lapsed catholic from Liverpool.)

a bit off topic ….

The Christians do now acknowledge that Jesus was Jewish so that part shouldn’t be too controversial. He rose from the dead so the kids can justify their use of Zombie. On a religious note I was surprised whilst researching something posted on an STW thread that the God and Angel Gabriel of the Old Testament are the foundations of Islam. I suppose with all those religions rising from the same Holy Lands this shouldn’t be a surprise.

EDIt crank boy and toys perhaps you should make Life of Brian your Easter movie a bit like It’s a Wondrful Life is the Christmas one.

^^^^^ OMG you can’t say that his dad’s gonna make yer nob drop off if he reads that 🙂

Zombies aside

3 days collecting miles on the road bike, and a quick early morning blast on the MTB tomo morning before a day at friends and an unhealthy quantity of food.

Seem to be settling on the reality that I’m no longer a runner as well.

Jamblaya eldest child has already seen a sfw truncated version of Life of Brian. Que -days on end of “he’s not the messiah, he’s a very naughty boy”

😀

What I don’t understand is when did Jesus become a chocolatier?

Before Cadburys.

After Dairymilk, surely.

The boy utterly unprompted did indeed say ” ay ay ay calm down ” to his grandad my wife having spotted it suggested on here stopped the “Jewish zombie ” idea in its tracks but the boy also got up with out asking from the crowded dinner table and when challenged asked ” please may I leave the table I need a poo.” So proud.
Now off to hide cream eggs round the garden for him.

Given that it is Jewish Zombie Day, I shall, mostly, be out baiting raghead islamists- just for a bit of balance, like. Might even draw a few cartoons.

He is risen!