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The British Secretary of State for Transport looks like this and doesn't do much to promote cycling:

The Italian Transport Minister looks like this and has just put 7.6m euros into a bike buying scheme which means Italians can get up to 30% off the cost of a new bike:

yeah but she probably had to suck off berlusconis semi-stiff penis to get the job!

Hey if that means I can get 30% off a bike I'm happy for our Transport Minister to suck anyone's cock!

kimbers that is slander surely he could have got a stiffee for her?

apparently he has a few issues in that area so another italian mp said
it was reported in the times so must be true

right then so reported in the times and the source was an Italian MP….. yep gotta be true thanks

Lord "Adonis", ha! If ever someone were badly named.