It’s okay it’s been nipped in the bud, but it only came to light this morning. It was a Paypal transaction that she noticed (she only works part time, doesn’t earn a lot so it sort of stands out)
She contacted the clothing company named in the transaction, and it had already ‘flagged up’. She was given a name and address of where the gear was going.
Next she called the bank to finds it’s been used in John Lewis, a few other clothing companies, a debt management company, wowcher, pizzas, taxis, including one in Holland and Tescos where it was declined.
She is getting a full refund.

So I have this name and address 😈

and what are you going to do with it?

bombers, shoe/ urine interface, pitchforks? the possibilities are endless!

I can imagine opening a cardboard box full of turds and bees wouldn’t be much fun.
RM.

and what are you going to do with it?

Dunno 😕

I can imagine opening a cardboard box full of turds and bees wouldn’t be much fun.
RM.

I can imagine trying to get a turd in to a box of bees wouldn’t be much fun either

post it up here for lynch mob (in true STW style where nothing will actually happen)

Go and park on his lawn.

Police.

Kidnap him/her and get a tattooist to put one on their leg.

Shame on the clothing company for giving out the address though – they shouldn’t have done that.

But yes, police. Nothing will be done though unfortunately.

My card was pinched a while ago.

The thief might have had the sleight of hand to pinch it from me but he was a few links short of a chain in the thinking department. The spending spree included holidays in the USA and a massive amount of clothes, electrical goods etc all of which were bought for home delivery.

I got my card refunded in full, he got a visit from the boys in blue who simply had to wander round to his address and nick him! That was a nice easy one for the Met to solve.

Nothing will be done though unfortunately.

this.

because your wife has received her money back she’s not been the victim of crime.

the bank don;t want the publicity so don’t report it as a crime and just up the rate the retailers pay by a few points to cover their losses or do a charge back to the retailer.

the retailer can’t or won’t report it as a crime because it’s not worth the hassle.

Get their home phone number.

Spend the next 2 years placing ads on gumtree for £100 Xbox One and PS4 consoles and Ikea furniture that’s free for collection.

🙂

Actually you could place the home address on the mailing list for lots of European Pron…..

ime police will do naff all

I’m still giggling at the thought of the surprise parcel of bees and poop.

Life long gratitude if you provide photos of the parcelling.

Big problem is that he has to package up the bees and poo in the first place.

That’s what I want to see. No, need to see. Hmmm, goes to find some bees.

bees usually only attack pooh when he’s after their honey

An endless stream of double glazing salesmen, fitted kitchen salesmen, taxis to airports at inconvenient times, pizzas and other takeaways, every mailing list on the planet and then park up outside his house, get a real good look at him and get you and 10 or so other people to phone in his description to some wanted crim on Crimewatch.

These suggestions are offered in jest and I am not endorsing that you actually do any of them…

So far I have five bees, no suitable box. And I poo’d early this morning.

considering the police aren’t going to be interested – i’d create havoc for him..

but that is just me.

Horse poo in box.
Dandelions on horse poo.
Stand back and watch the bees flock in.
Close box.
Deliver box.

bees usually only attack pooh when he’s after their honey

Read that to our little’un just yesterday. Now have tea on my keyboard and down my face, genuine LOL.

EDIT:

Horse poo in box.
Dandelions on horse poo.
Take photo
Stand back and watch the bees flock in.
Take photo
Close box.
Deliver box.

FTFY