Last night i was offered a life in Spain in the south up in some mountains.

She offered to keep me and let me do as much riding as i wanted, all i need to do in return is sleep with her every night.

Will i need to put gears on my bike?

this thread is useless without pics !

Yes. Gears will enable you to conserve energy while riding, for all the 'sleeping' you'll be doing every night.

Looks horrid there!

And stumpy, i need to say sleep as Mark Datz might read it and he's only 12..

You not gone yet?

Pfft…

Naa it's rubbish.

I wouldn't live here, there are too many trails, not enough people, it's too sunny and there is no sign of culture. The food is horrible and you can't get corrie on TV. Also, no one speaks english.

Stay in the UK.

she needs to turf out the old un to make room for me and the bike.

Then i need a passport and say bye to the kids.

How wrinkly is she?

Nice pussy though

No gears required if you can get a van up the hill. Just take a large supply of brake pads.

no gears needed for the riding you'll be doing

Ill get my coat

Slepin wit a layde an fre bykin sownds wikid awsum

fill yer boots

Younger than me Chunky.

Only bike she rides is an R1 so not like she's gonna be following me everywhere.

an R1? pack bags, collect passport, do not pass go