Those Games jocking bottoms I keep having advertised at me on here, they really are a classy item.

Probably my weight in bulls semen. Have you seen how much that stuff sells for!?

The original bible.

The original bible.

Like in that episode of Red Dwarf?

Newsreader: Good evening. Here is the news on Friday, the 27th of Geldof. Archaeologists near Mount Sinai have discovered what is believed to be a missing page from the Bible. The page is presently being carbon dated in Bonn. If genuine it belongs at the beginning of the Bible and is believed to read “To my darling Candy. All characters portrayed within this book are fictitious and any resemblance to persons living or dead is purely coincidental.”

Newsreader: Good evening. Here is the news on Friday, the 27th of Geldof. Archaeologists near Mount Sinai have discovered what is believed to be a missing page from the Bible. The page is presently being carbon dated in Bonn. If genuine it belongs at the beginning of the Bible and is believed to read “To my darling Candy. All characters portrayed within this book are fictitious and any resemblance to persons living or dead is purely coincidental.”

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Have to admit, not seen that!

Is this because you don’t know of any decent artists? *runs* *hides*

Have you ever run your hands over Barbara’s trinkets?