Chucking the stick underarm cos of overhanging branches but dippy Wilma gets her nut in the way!
‘YELP yelp yelp yelp’ & repeat for 10 seconds.

She’s still friends with me though.

You are a bad man.

No pudding

she’s gonna shit in your shoes, and no mistake

Your furniture is getting eaten tonight!

Cat

My six year old asked if he could “write ‘cat’ with my own fingers” on the iPad, hence ^…

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My seven year old asked if he could “Draw boobies with my own fingers” on the iPad, hence ^…

My seven year old asked if he could “Draw boobies with my own fingers” on the iPad, hence ^…

I felt a bit of a tit myself!

& a tiny bit guilty.

Lucky you! ……..Which bit?

Chucking the stick underarm cos of overhanging branches

Best
Euphemism
EVER!

it is now 🙂 – I thought the thread title was a good start

Caught ours on the front leg with the rear rotor coming down from Cutgate to Langsett. Didn’t look that had but ended up with eleven stitches in it. She still came and laid on my feet when we got back from the vets.

Chucking the stick underarm cos of overhanging branches but dippy Wilma gets her nut in the way!
‘YELP yelp yelp yelp’ & repeat for 10 seconds.

My lab impaled himself through the mouth when a stick I threw embedded itself in the ground in front of him. Vet just saved him.

dippy Wilma gets her nut in the way!

Mistakes happen.

At high school one time I booted a lad up the arse (it was out of character for me, just one of those stupid things kids do). Except he was slightly closer than I’d thought and his legs were slightly apart as he was running.

I hit him in the carrot and sprouts hard enough to lift him off the ground and cause him to sort of pirouette through the air, before hitting the corridor wall and sort of slithering down it in a Tom & Jerry stylee.

He was down for rather a long time. He was a nice guy. I felt bad.

He was a nice guy. I felt bad.

It’s OK. He had a pretty decent career.

Don’t throw sticks for dogs – balls don’t have pointy ends.

Well, mine don’t anyway.