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  • Second date in 20+ years and because it's me, this happens…..
  • rossendalelemming
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    She beautiful, intelligent, witty, charming, shy. We click, we talk all evening, don’t even notice Last orders has been rung. A further 20 minutes chatting by our cars before leaving. Due to work/children commitments we can’t meet again till next week, is the only downer.

    Sorry guys, Karma’s remembered I exist and is paying me back for all the crap I’ve put up with.

    🙂

    Junkyard
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    Did the collar fit?

    JAG
    Full Member

    Good luck mate 8)

    PS: I still think the ‘other’ lady could have been fun 🙂

    rossendalelemming
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    Different lady 😉

    perchypanther
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    Is it mrsfry?

    muppetWrangler
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    She’ll be married. 😈

    zbonty
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    She wrapped her car round a tree pished?

    rOcKeTdOg
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    hmm, hope you’ve not conveyed this gushing reaction to her, ladies hate it when you sound too eager and it smells of desperation. play the long game, play it cool

    still if you’ve only had 2 dates with her in 20 years, as per the thread title disregard what i said, that’s playing it way cool

    Cougar
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    She’ll either have seven kids or 37 cats.

    Or a penis.

    perchypanther
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    37 cats.

    Or a penis.

    Isn’t that what I said?

    jambalaya
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    She sounds exotic with a name like Karma

    Cougar
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    Only until you find out her surname is Chameleon.

    jivehoneyjive
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    Sorry guys, Karma’s remembered I exist and is paying me back for all the crap I’ve put up with.

    In that case, I’m looking forward to my payout…

    andylaightscat
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    if it’s the first one again maybe she’s a chameleon ….

    agh, beaten to it by Cougar

    perchypanther
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    She’s on day release from an open prison?

    rossendalelemming
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    Keep them coming 🙂

    I nearly started a thread before the date, giving you the opportunity to guess what the outcome would be.

    I know it’s very early days, a week of txt and 1 meet up. But for once it’s nice to have good things happen.

    wrecker
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    This one’s the dom…….hope you haven’t got an enlarged prostate.

    rossendalelemming
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    She’s a primary school teacher if that’s any help

    wwaswas
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    She’s a primary school teacher

    run! run away!

    ( 😉 btw)

    benp1
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    Did no one notice the problems in that scenario

    Both of you what drink driving…?! 😆

    Most importantly, what car did she have?

    perchypanther
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    Most importantly, what car did she have?

    Even more importantly…Did it have roof bars?

    bikebouy
    Free Member

    BOL Sir.

    Nothing like a bit of excitement to make the wheels of Love turn sweetly.

    rossendalelemming
    Free Member

    No drink driving involved, mineral water. Plus, you don’t want beer goggles on after the last date I had.

    gordimhor
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    It’s a great feeling good luck to you

    ghostlymachine
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    It’s not the beer goggles you need to worry about. It’s the beer ball gag.

    DezB
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    hmm, hope you’ve not conveyed this gushing reaction to her, ladies hate it when you sound too eager and it smells of desperation. play the long game, play it cool

    Yep. They are ALL THE SAME!

    😉 (just in case I cause similar upset to the last thread where I picked someone else up on their “Ironic” sexism 😉 😉 )

    monkeysfeet
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    perchypanther – Member 
    Is it mrsfry?

    POSTED 1 HOUR AGO # REPORT-POST
    Wasn’t that the first date?

    bigyinn
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    Primary School Teacher?
    Be prepared to be talked at in a patronising manner until she remembers shes not at work….

    rossendalelemming
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    I’m just waiting to be put in detention.

    Maybe I should phone the first lady back, I think I get where she’s coming from now 😀

    rOcKeTdOg
    Full Member

    I get where she’s coming from now

    get you, Cassanova!

    DrJ
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    Did the valves match the logos?

    birky
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    I’m just waiting to be put in detention

    [video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6M4_Ommfvv0[/video]

    rossendalelemming
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    🙂

    badnewz
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    My advice would be to text her every ten minutes telling her how much you like her, it works every time!
    Seriously, good luck, hope it works out.

    Frankenstein
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    Yay O.P. is in Wuv xxx

    Hope it goes well.

    Do not act desperate or needy.

    rossendalelemming
    Free Member

    Frankenstein – how long should I ignore her for?

    🙂

    I’m going to do it all wrong, I’m going to make an arse of myself. Because that’s what you’re supposed to do 😉

    I’m still going to get fit enough for a Monday night bike ride and Pub 😀

    Bregante
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    I’m still going to get fit enough for a Monday night bike ride and Pub

    erm… is someone else going to tell him?

    rossendalelemming
    Free Member

    Bregante – There’s no riding involved?

    rossendalelemming
    Free Member

    Bar Stewards

    I’m throwing myself up hills trying to get fit, when the pre requisite is how much beer you can handle……..

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