Barnsley bloke wakes up one morning with a sore arse, so he goes to the local village shop and says to the assistant, “has tha got any arse cream?”
“Certainly,” replies the assistant. “Do you want Magnum or Cornetto?”

Balls to it, I’m renting a static at Heysham….

Baaaaaarnsley – can’t be beat.
is Scorah’s still open?

St Helens
Best place for a pint and a knife fight this side of Doncaster

Ludlow and Stamford are good calls but I suspect the pubs are better in Stamford eg the Toby Norris

I’m in ludlow. It’s very small but has amazing pubs and Michelin star restaurants, a castle and Bringewood 🙂

You could easily spend a ‘lazy’ weekend here 🙂

Another vote for Kirkby Lonsdale.