This is my world at 23:50 on Friday 30/11/12.

Any raises?

mmmm, gluing.

Yep, this is mine. Been sat here for 2 hrs waiting for traffic management that hasn’t gone out due to the risk of fog. If it does go out, I’ll be up in a cherry picker drilling 12mm x 200mm holes in a wall and fixing chemical anchors

is that a breville?

Oh, and broke a flask, so now on flask #2.

Oh and bells tastes like shit…

Do you every use your grilling machine/sandwich maker? I think ours gets used about twice a year, the rest of the time it just takes up valuable real-estate.

is that a breville?

I’m embarrassed for both of us; it’s a George Foreman…in fact you’ve just made me realise I’m missing out on weight!

…and also, I’ve realised I’m missing a breville in my life.

TheArtistFormerlyKnownAsSTR – Bang on what I was seeking. I fear everyone else is asleep.

jon1973 – It’s bloody amazing; it’s a piece of p to clean and cooks animals in minutes.

I gotta get me a sandwich toaster after reading this

it’s a George Foreman

disappointed – I was hoping for a George Formby

(you’ve left your Olive Oil King vulnerable to a checking move from the Kettle Bishop)

Mmm. Meat.

I’ve been watching shakespeare on the telly in a house with no working central heating.

I’ve been watching shakespeare on the telly in a house with no working central heating.

Shakespeare didn’t have central heating either so while you’re not experiencing warmth you are experiencing empathy

Uurgh, houses with no heating – somehow always manage to feel colder than being outside

disappointed – I was hoping for a George Formby

You’re thinking of the George Formby Electric Window Cleaner

It’s bloody amazing; it’s a piece of p to clean and cooks animals in minutes

Don’t get me wrong, it’s great. In fact, out of all our nearly-never used kitchen items, it’s my favourite.

You’re thinking of the George Formby Electric Window Cleaner

Actually, scratch that. I’m thinking of the George Osborne Grill

Why, oh why, does that look like the occupier of No11 looking like he’s in some cheap porno?

Update..

Bananas? You want to get a weighty fruit on there, like a pineapple.

Protein shake, bells and smirnoff. **** YOU’RE MANLY.

This is my world at 00.48 on the 1st December,

sitting wi the laptop, in front of the fire wi a small whisky and listening to a mates traditional scottish/folk album as the fire pops and roars. Toasty warm and cosy, not thinking bout work at 8.30am t’morn.

I don’t understand

Protein shake, bells and smirnoff. **** YOU’RE MANLY.

Bells & Smirnoff I’m ok with; powedered protein crap is embarassing..it’s been in that shitty shaker thing for 6 weeks.

I don’t understand

For the purposes of this thread, I don’t think it matters.

I have Jura. I have music. Yet I arrived home to find to find my missus has decided to introduce our 3 year old to Jesus.

I had Buddha lined up and everything.

You have jesus round at your house?, i’d keep that quiet otherwise you’ll have all sorts of freaks and weirdos wanting to stroke his flowing robes – lock him a cupboard till xmas morning then kick him out to fend for himself.

HiS disapproving looks are somewhat unnerving.

Update…I should stop drinking the Bells. That said, it’s doing the job.

I should stop drinking the Bells.

…for many many reasons.

Why, oh why, does that look like the occupier of No11 looking like he’s in some cheap porno?

I’ve no idea

Blaaaaaah.
Pub 👿

Balvenie + insomnia = 🙂

Bells for flambé nanas

Well, watched a bit of Shrooms (cos it’s the only DVD I had with me) in my truck

Shift eventually got cancelled, went to do a little job elsewhere, then back to the digs via the 24hr Tesco – so, it’d be rude not to sample a tot or two of Jura….

Not sure what the “Ply Platform” is all about.

Can only think the kitchen is made for normal sized folk and you’re dead tall?

No, I was wondering, just didn’t get round to asking. WTF is it?