Have got Thorpy and Graham Drury of Viz as guests,and reading out Viz top tips,what are your faves?
heres a starter–alcholics,increase the strength of your booze by 1/8 by giving a pint of blood immediatly before going on a bender

Prevent your child being attacked by an Eagle in the park by carrying a concealed Kestrel.

Viz aside just played St Etienne (not even the xmas one).

Cracknell….

And a recent pic (not mine – not a stalker):

Turns out they were in York and Manchester last week. Bugged.

I met here years ago in leeds,very, very pretty.and pleasant too.swooon