[Closed] PSA: Burger King Deal

fatty

I'd rather blow a goat.

Aw Nuts. I forgot where I just posted this.

/awaits righteous, organic corn-fed of course, indignation.

I'd rather blow a goat.

<runs off to put goat costume on>

I'd rather blow a goat

Have it your way

An actual, genuine, literal lol at bruneep 🙂

bol - Member

I'd rather blow a goat

Have it your way

😀 😀 😀

fatty

Don't be so hard on yourself, mate. Few crunches and it'll be gone before you know it!

you know the food looks nothing like that and tastes of sh*t dont you?

I'd rather blow a goat.
<runs off to put goat costume on>

Thanks for that.
I'm on diet.
You bastard. 🙂

you know the food looks nothing like that and tastes of sh*t dont you?

I will have to take your word for it, Mike. As not having eaten shit recently, I couldn't possibly comment.

Lips'n'assholes......mmmmmmmm....

you know the food looks nothing like that and tastes of sh*t dont you?

Burger King are probably the best of an admittedly really bad lot. I've had food from them that looks remarkably similar to the pictures and tastes, in my humble and simple opinion, awesome.

Everything in moderation and food tastes better when not on a high horse.

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I saw an advert for this KFC mess on the end of a bus stop recently and it made me think that basically, as humans, we are ****ed.

i love burger king! nom nom nomzzzz

trying to stay a little thinner than my normal fattybombatty self as i know i'll put on weight in america 🙁

no tasty flame grilled nomz for philly 😥

KFC boneless box, banquet, zinger tower burger

*hypersalivates*

no amount of sea sickness pills can hold back the salivaaaaa

I saw an advert for this KFC mess on the end of a bus stop recently and it made me think that basically, as humans, we are ****ed.

Yes. One of the signs of the apocalypse is fried chicken.

That family bundle for a tenner looks like a good shout for lunch.
Hopefully I can have Coke rather than that OJ stuff

Burger King is great, , . . leave it alone, cheers for the heads up.

Phil you will find BK is the lowest of the low in the States, Jack in the Box was good but as I said before In Out Burger in and around L.A.

Love the condemnation of any fast food stuff on here. If only we all could be so perfect 🙂

Lips'n'assholes......mmmmmmmm....

Suddenly [i]everyones[/i] excited about goats

in and out burger.... noted 😀

those who dont like fast food, do you drink pints? because they're calories with no nutritional value... at least fast food calories come with carbs, sugar, protein, fibre etc.... you know, a meal instead of a belly-fat-inducing-drink

Beer and a BK - the perfect storm 😀

i know i'll put on weight in america

Ditto! Couple of weeks on the West coming up soon. I tend to try and find a WholeFoods store and have a hotel room picnic!

I now, however, find myself wanting a zinger tower from Unlucky Fried Kitten.....

Fatty fat fatties.

Cheers Jamie

But Macdonalds have got Spongebob Square-pants toys with the Happy Meals at the moment. Burger King just can't compete with that I'm afraid

Oh... and some people really do need to pull their po-faced, organic, free-range, ethically sourced, fair-trade heads out from up their own arses. I may start a football thread so you can get on that and tell us how much you hate that instead 😉

when are you flying out and can you upgrade us on the flight captain?

'unlucky fried kitten' - not heard that before but i'll be using it and pretending it was me who made it up.

EDIT - would you hate me if i admitted i dont enjoy football binbinz? 😐

i know i'll put on weight in america

I always end up eating [and shitting] like a horse

when are you flying out and can you upgrade us on the flight captain?

'unlucky fried kitten' - not heard that before but i'll be using it and pretending it was me who made it up.

Feel free to use that as if it was yours, Philly!

Flying out to LAX in three weeks or so. Going to be in LA and Vegas for a bit. When's the honeymoon then? 🙂 (Congrats by the way, don't think I said so before! Hope you're both as happy as a pair of fat spiders!)

sat 29th we fly into vegas, LA by the weekend after that, san fran by the second weekend to fly home.

if you're reading this an planning on stealing my mighty carerra fury, i've got people checking on the house for me, CCTV and a guard spider called fred

sat 29th we fly into vegas, LA by the weekend after that, san fran by the second weekend to fly home.

Looks like I'll have to wave at you from the window as our flights cross somewhere!

I'll raise a glass of something chilled and vintage to you as I do so, of course! 😉

Have an utterly ace trip! (Know a few nice places in SF if you need any pointers...)

would you hate me if i admitted i dont enjoy football binbinz?

I could never hate you Philly. And it's fine to hate football. I despise Rugby. I just don't find it necessary to pop onto Rugby threads to inform everyone of the fact. If only the football (and now BK) haters would afford us the same courtesy

sigh

Quite like a BK burger on occasion. The chips are rubbish though.

[i]Yes. One of the signs of the apocalypse is fried chicken.[/i]

And the seventh angel poured forth his box of fried chicken, into the air and a voice came from the temple, from the throne saying " It is Done ".

😆

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I saw an advert for this KFC mess on the end of a bus stop recently and it made me think that basically, as humans, we are ****ed.

This is one that made me think "WTF" when I saw it in the US years ago. Just in case the taco, loaded with cheese, cream and beef of dubious origin isn't enough for you, they shove a soft tortilla around the outside and glue it to the hard shell with squeezy cheese. It's "only" about 500 calories but you'd need a few of them to feel like you'd had a meal.

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And the seventh angel poured forth his box of fried chicken, into the air and a voice came from the temple, from the throne saying " It is Done to a crisp on the outside, and yea still somewhat pink and full of bacteria within, but lo, it is a tasty snack!".

FTFY. 😉

LMAO @ CFH.

Yeah, its the raw-ish chicken diet, guaranteed weight loss, in an equally apocalyptic fashion.

never been ill from a KFC, but my mum was part of the team that had to test the samples in the farnborough KFC years ago after somebody got a nasty rash around their mouth... semen in the mayo

and some people really do need to pull their po-faced, organic, free-range, ethically sourced, fair-trade heads out from up their own arses.

and some people really do need to pull their po-faced, organic, free-range, ethically sourced, fair-trade heads out from up their own arses.

Being anemic isn't healthy. 😛

so apparently just because people enjoy some fast food they must be fat?

i hereby decree that to post anything insulting about fat people you must first post a photo of yourself topless holding todays paper with 'STW HEAR ME ROAR' written on it in marker pen.

My mum used to work for a large frozen food wholesaler and we used to get food (sometimes better described as "food") to try/test. Some good, some awful. Particular highlight was the "cheese-in burger" where the cheese was in the middle. Sadly as it was combined with the cheapest, fattiest burgers ever, when you grilled them the central cavity filled with hot fat and when you pricked them to get them to deflate you were treated to a jet of lava-hot fat mixed with melted cheese-food product. If it hit you it stuck and burned like napalm, if it missed you, you were in for hours of fun cleaning the kitchen and grill.

Side effect of her working there was that I was taught the subtle difference between "home cooked" and "home made" written on a menu as she knew who in the area bought frozen stuff and passed it off as stuff they made.