[Closed] PSA: Burger King Deal

I don't get the BK bashing on here or anywhere FTM. Ok, it's not gourmet but as others have said, they're more substantial AND taste better than most burger chains in the UK.

I always seek out decent burger stalls at farmers markets and country fetes etc, but have yet to sample anything that beats a good BK. Sad but true.

semen in the mayo

See, to me that is just added value.

Just because a fat lardy has not seen his weiner since the 70's he decides to pick on the healthy.

Mmmmm. Weiners.

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shall I just e-mail it to you phil to help you get through your honeymoon and keep you in the mood?

AND taste better than most burger chains in the UK.

Actually, the BK flame grilled flavour is actually present in the meat when its raw as it's a man-made additive. All the big chains aren't good for you but whatever, sometimes they're just what you want or the best thing available.

please junky 😀 feel free to un-buckle your belt suggestively like the next photo might be without trooooozers

i can't tell if i'm salivating for fast food of junky right now

.....,farnborough KFC years ago after somebody got a nasty rash around their mouth... semen in the mayo

Was she a professional Urban Legend writer ?

Junkyard. You're not allowed to comment on this thread. You're a level 3 vegan who only eats things that don't cast a shadow 😉

To quote the man himself....

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So you have no frame of reference here, Donny. You’re like a child.....

Was she a professional Urban Legend writer ?

To be fair, she had to write her report WHILE THE PSYCHO WAS IN THE BACK OF THE CAR!

semen in the mayo

They must have been from Southampton.

@binners

I see your jpg, and raise you a gif.

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lol nope, she was working in a lab at the time and there was an investigation and stuff in the papers and everything... some urban legends become real because teenage kitchen workers think it sounds like a funny thing to do, some urban legends are born from truth

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Mechanically reclaimed meat ...Mmmmmmmm

You're a level 3 vegan who only eats things that don't cast a shadow

Carrots don't cast shadows?

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i hereby decree that to post anything insulting about fat people you must first post a photo of yourself topless holding todays paper with 'STW HEAR ME ROAR' written on it in marker pen.

😆 this is possibly the best idea that was created on this forum since the fry up pie.

[i]You're a level 3 vegan who only eats things that don't cast a shadow[/i]

Can you be too lean ?. I remember someone once who was very lean.
I suspect that they had lost too much fat, including from above the neck..... 😉

never been ill from a KFC

Lol @ "Delicious" on the OP. Better rewrite the dictionary.

Last time I had BK whopper meal, I was starving again within 15mins. No idea what they put in them to do that.

You're a level 3 vegan who only eats things that don't cast a shadow

I used to ride with a fit_mate* and he used to love BK’s after a ride. We had one at the end of one of our 35k mtb routes and I’ve seen him nom through 2 big whoppers in one hit.
I’m not a fan, I do drink beer and eat McD’s Saus n Egg McMuffin meals on occasion, but on the whole I just steer clear.

Th3e two for one offer would be lost on me folks, enjoy.

*fit_mate now models for Rapha and other “branded” sportswear suppliers.

having interviewed a michelin starred chef a few years back, I asked him after if he ever ate fast food. He replied, "yeah course, but only burger king as they use good quality meat. There's no way you can have a burger cooked to your preference when you don't use good meat."

I trust the award winning food expert more than you lot ergo I'm going to have a Bacon double cheeseburger for lunch.

nom nom nom

yeah course, but only burger king as they use good quality meat

And how did he know this?

And how did he know this?

He is a Michelin starred chef. Keep up at the back.

And how did he know this?

He's a ****ing chef. I presume it'd be like asking Ron Jeremy if he can tell if they're real or fake?

That would explain the Aston Martins and Ferraris in the local BK staff car park then; day trips from the Michelin starred restaurants to see how BK work.

And how did he know this?

By eating one, and actually knowing what he was talking about by the sound of it.

You're really not very bright, are you?

[i]That would explain the Aston Martins and Ferraris in the local BK staff car park then; day trips from the Michelin starred restaurants to see [s]how BK work[/s] old work mates[/i]

BK are to my mind the least bad of a bad bunch.

On that basis I eat sh*tloads of it.

i had one at the shrewsbury services after the last round of teh gravity enduro, it was grim i was burping its nastiness all the way back home

BK arent bad but the service station ones in particular can be very poor

if i want to overdose on saturated fat and salt i prefer a decent greasy spoon any day

edit: if im gonna have a burger gourmet burger and the like are much much nicer
kiwi burger anyone........
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[i]if i want to overdose on saturated fat and salt i prefer a decent greasy spoon any day[/i]

Or a good kebab... 😉

Have you ever had a Maccy D's breakfast Kimbers? now THAT really is overdosing on saturated fat and salt.

I hold it in reserve for particularly brutal hangovers. Maccy D's breakfasts kick the living **** out of any hangover 😀

Kimbers: there seems to have been some truly terrible mistake there. That burger appears to have pineapple underneath it. Does not compute

You know what..

What?

Well if the salad in them there burgers was a bit fresher, crispier, tastier, more of it.. you know what??

What?

I'd still not eat one.

Burger you say...

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we have a maccyDs about 500 meters away

im not fond of the breakfast menu its pretty nasty and a genuine hangover means im not up till well after theyve stopped serving it!

dont use the local one much either way, the knife bin they have out the front sets the scene for the quality of clientele

bikebouy - Luckily, since God created man under the auspice of freedom of choice, you'll never have too.

Other opinions and choices are available

binners:

Kiwiburger (RH)
Beetroot, egg, pineapple, aged Cheddar, salad, mayo & relish. To help save the kiwi add a 25p voluntary donation**

http://www.gbk.co.uk/menu/burgers/

[quote=Solo ]Burger you say...

That's not a burger...

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Other opinions and choices are available

BUT I MUST TELL THE WORLD ABOUT THESE THINGS I DON'T LIKE.

HUZZZZAAAAAH!

To help save the kiwi add a 25p voluntary donation**

..or alternately, ask them to leave it out the burger.

[i]That's not a burger...[/i]

I'm still stuck on the starter burgers. Give me a chance !.

Kimbers - Hold the pineapple and that sounds fantastic. looks good too. Added to my list of things I need to eat fairly soon. There is one within striking distance. But its in the Traffic Centre, and I'd rather spend time bathing in a slurry tank than eat anywhere in that place 😀

My favourite burgers at the moment are home cooked ones with burgers from [url= http://www.thebigbangerscompany.co.uk/index.html ]local butchers[/url]

Beef and Chorizo. Bloody gorgeous!!!!

[i]I'd rather spend time bathing in a slurry tank[/i]

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Fergburger.
Worth the journey. 🙂

best fast food (non-poncy) burgers I've ever had were from In-and-Out Burger in San Fran and Hollywood.
although I can't remember whether that's because they told me they were the best, or whether since I came back everyone agreed they were the best, or whether they were actually the best.

my stag do was a very good do, apart from stopping for hangover breakfast at McDonald's and being served the vilest breakfast ever to grace my face.

Fergburger.
Worth the journey

Queenstown? Very good but massively overhyped.

i know i'll put on weight in america

My best man is normally a svelte 10st 7 or so, sometimes less. He gained a stone during the week of our wedding in the US.

Lolz.

Hmm.. I can't decide whether to have waffles or a cheese and ham omlette for breakfast. Sod it I'll have both.

those who dont like fast food, do you drink pints? because they're calories with no nutritional value... at least fast food calories come with carbs, sugar, protein, fibre etc.... you know, a meal instead of a belly-fat-inducing-drink

Thank god the McDs and BKs here serve beer, then. All the food groups covered!

Jamie - Member

fatty

Don't be so hard on yourself, mate. Few crunches and it'll be gone before you know it!

i'm not the one who was [s]searching[/s] accidentally found a fast food promotion "mate"