Just remember kids to watch what you eat over the festive period. The risks were just made horribly apparent to me as I stood at “The Stones” and had my ears assaulted by an ominous roar form one of “The Traps”. Either somebody is not used to the sudden influx of rich food or they have just killed themselves with a blunderbuss.

The cheese, cake and pies may just be for Christmas but your ass is for life and if you do find yourself is a spot of bother try to dab rather than wipe.

Take care.

Not what I was hoping to read now that I am just tucking into my sandwich at work!

friday fish and chips here.

but your ass is for life

Not strictly true.