Online dating help…

Got this rather attractive woman messaging me and I dunno what to talk about to keep her interest. (out of practice,or maybe I’m just boring!)
What shall I say?

Don’t say anything unless asked, ask questions about her.

*bookmarks thread…*

I am, but she’s not asking anything back. shes using her phone so only short messages!

Which website is it?

Tell her that you’re going to nail her so hard to the bed that any man who pulls you out of her will be crowned King of England.

You’re welcome

Ask her what music she likes. But don’t for gods sake tell her about your tastes…

Dating advice from STW ..you are new here right 😉

Sack her off! The fit ones are all mental ime…short fat and hairy FTW 😉

And make sure you have plenty of money put aside for her grandmothers operation.

Got this rather attractive woman 48 year old trucker from Northampton messaging me

Tell her that you’re going to nail her so hard to the bed that any man who pulls you out of her will be crowned King of England.

*scribbles down*

Tell her that you’re going to nail her so hard to the bed that any man who pulls you out of her will be crowned King of England.

This!

Sack her off! The fit ones are all mental ime…short fat and hairy FTW

Plus one, the best are those with hairy upper lips like Burt Reynolds.

hels – Member
And make sure you have plenty of money put aside for her grandmothers…

What the hell does this mean??

Ok more misic questions (I started with one of those 🙂 )

Thinking about it DezB, this is a troll! We all know you is well handsome and that; pretending you don’t know how to engage with women is blatant bull-plop.

😆 at sausagefingers. That’s a keeper that one.

Tell her that you’re going to nail her so hard to the bed that any man who pulls you out of her will be crowned King of England.

priceless 😆

She doesn’t look mental. Does that help?

I can engage in the flesh (as it were) but online with a stranger.. all a bit weird…

hairy upper lips like Burt Reynolds.

My Dad? You ********* **** I’m going to **** you up.

*rings Dad*

hels – Member
And make sure you have plenty of money put aside for her grandmothers operation.to bring the rest of the family over!

Fixed 😆

She doesn’t look mental. Does that help?

Fair play; got legs this one.

What the hell does this mean??

they are suggesting she is speaking with you only to extract money for a fictional event
Wont happen as whilst you may be gullible your also as tight as can be 😉

Oh dear. First signs of mental… need to steer her onto happier subjects.
Burt Reynolds eh?

which website was it?

I can engage in the flesh (as it were) but online with a stranger.. all a bit weird..

Respectfully, bollocks 😉

I bet it’s okcupid

is that where all the nutters are?

Maybe DezzieBee’s hoping she’s as tight as he is.

Website is The Free One. I ain’t gonna pay for it (as Junky intimated)!!

None of em are that tight DD. not in my age range anyway 😆

is that where all the nutters are?

Errr…. No

*logs off quietly

Website is The Free One. I ain’t gonna pay for it (as Junky intimated)!!

So it’s free, and she mental (fact)

Does sound like okcupid

You lot are no bloody help

Its the “fishy” website. Does that make any difference?

I am not intomating with you but I hope she is 😉

Grrr…Stole my next line Dez! 😆

So it’s free, and she mental (fact)

Does sound like okcupid

*signs up for octopus squid*

she sounds nice…

I bet you’re glad that shes not being bombarded by hundreds of other e.mails from horny guys inbetween messaging you…..

oh wait…she is?

😉

I’m drying up… 🙁

oh wait…she is?

No way! she’s replying really quick and now I’m getting “xx” at the end.. wassat mean?