xx could also mean she likes Coldplay.
Do you think she likes JLS? If she mentions them, forward the message on to me and I'll pen your reply. More than happy to help. 🙂
Five pounds* to whoever outs DezB on the fishy dater website
Gift is fine thanks.
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Pleeeeeeeaaaaase ask her what music she likes.
And then tell us.
this has got inbetweeners car wreck written all over it 😉
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Kasabian..
And, right, this is the best thing.. she doesn't even mention:
-going out
-nights in with a dvd
do you know any dirty jokes ?
Tell her if you rub yourself on a 650b it comes alive.
Nope. Why do you think I posted on here?
xx = Likes to cuddle up with a Galaxy bar.
She only likes Kasabian?
Thats the only name I've got out of her. Keeps chatting but its blood out of a stone. Bloody Iphones!
XX is her dress size.
XX means SRAM not Shimano, surely?
Nice one Klunk... got as far as
[i]Tip #1: Stare at her softly. (Setting The Stage)
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I've Been staring alright
just cut to the chase and send her a pic of your junk
What DezB needs to impress is a DIY Prince Albert
What shall I say?
If you haven't already, ask her about her preferences re bathroom floor coverings and crystals
Hmm, not sure about that. Definitely some issues there, but... hot. Oh yes 🙂
Bit like me really (minus the issues)
well after someone bending my ear about what a great thing online dating is getting, all i can pay is thank you for correcting me . sounds like an absolute nightmare!
I think its a pain in the arse if you're normal/desparate/ugly
Likes swimming, grapes and Take That.
I'm guessing you aren't in the normally desperate and ugly category dezb , but it sounds like hard works even having a conversation. . .
Dislikes outdoor sports, camping and dark chocolate.
To be fair to okcupid, the girlfriend was found on there. And she's reasonably normal.
Aside from all the sheep fleeces. Doesn't even have (that much of) a moustache.
Likes natural fibres, onesies and Milk Tray.
[i]I'm guessing you aren't in the normally desperate and ugly category dezb , but it sounds like hard works even having a conversation. . .
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Yeah, I've given up on a few tht were just too boring to bother. Worth a try with this one though, local and.. well you know 🙂
DD. Fancy a chat sometime? You seem like my type.
I think Burt is the least of your worries, TBH
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Yep...
...strangest.
(Likes days on the beach, rain on the window and Ferrero Rocher.)
Likes natural fibres, onesies and Milk Tray.
I wouldn't mind if the sheep fleeces had been washed. There's a bin bag full of the poo bits in the garage, bit smelly.
*wonders how it went?
And, right, this is the best thing.. she doesn't even mention:
-going out
-nights in with a dvd
the first one understandable the second maybe they dont allow dvds in prison anymore
Lie a lot during the early stages of internet flirting
She'll be doing exactly the same
Then, when you first go to meet her and this 17st mamma walks in, you can run for the hills without an ounce of guilt 🙂
Dez do you need rescuing ?
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Don't message her,...wait till she messages you, asking you why you stopped messaging her...or she asks you about something...
You're coming over as far too eager...
Play hard to get, like you don't care,...then if she can't be arsed to text you, drop her like a stone.
simple,...very simple.
Then, when you first go to meet her and this 17st mamma walks in, you can run for the hills without an ounce of guilt
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Don't message her,...wait till she messages you, asking you why you stopped messaging her...or she asks you about something...
yes when you like someone and you are interested the worst thing you can do is to show this and everyone knows you should play mind games instead
Play hard to get, like you don't care,...then if she can't be arsed to text you, drop her like a stone.
How exactly do you drop someone who has stopped responding and why would you play games?
this reads like you are unprepared to risk it for love tbh and want to have an excuse for when/if it goes wrong
I suspect your hard to get strategy makes failure more likely as Very few people like folk who play "mind" games
[i]*wonders how it went?[/i]
Reluctant to bump this thread, but oh well, it's been done now!
I got a "night sweets xxx" at the end 😀 (or maybe 😳 )
Don't message her,...wait till she messages you, asking you why you stopped messaging her...or she asks you about something.
This comes from someone who hasn't used an online dating site (at least not the one I've used), I'm guessing? You stop messaging.... messaging stops, that's it. That's how these people ( 😉 ) show they aren't interested. They don't say "sorry I'm not interested" !!
yes when you like someone and you are interested the worst thing you can do is to show this and everyone knows you should play mind games instead
Well, I suppose kicking off the mind game early means everyone is warmed up nicely for when the real life relationship takes place.
I find interpreting online text is enough of a mind game!
I suspect [ no expert] the rule is if they keep texting and including things like night sweets xxx they are still interested
Likes walks in the woods, wind in my hair and maltesers.
Might thoughts exactly Junky! Here's hoping... 🙂 (she does seem to be too good looking to be true though!)(but there are quite a few pics to back it up)(so I'll keep going)
You're so romantic DD
Likes shots, roasts and cream.
