Addressed to the wife, hoping its not just changes to terms and conditions, expired card details or some such guff.

*Starts adding stuff to CRC wish list *

Watching this thread with interest and I’m not talking banksters percentages

It will be one of those “You’re online account balance is 0.00. Do you want to add funds?”

I know we’ve never met, but I always thought you were an absolutely top bloke…

(Keep us posted!)

Tickets purchased by Direct Debit

Prizes of less than £5,000 will be automatically paid back into the bank account from where the Direct Debit is set up. You will be notified by letter if you manage your National Lottery Account through post or telephone, or by email if you manage your Account online. A cheque will be sent for prizes of £5,000 or more, up to and including £50,000.

We will contact you for prizes over £50,000 to arrange to process your prize claim in person.

Logically, a letter notifying you of a win is highly unlikely to shout about the fact it is from NL, is it?

Edit: you’ve always been my favourite poster on this forum OP

You would of hoped they would of sent a letting notifying of winnings by recorded signed for hah

Is she home yet? Is she? Is she?

JUST OPEN IT MAN!!!

perhaps you should make arrangements with the wife as to your share before you give her the letter.

i’ve always been indifferent to you and wouldn’t class you as a close personal friend

now respect my honesty and give me your money

Cool now have your wife’s name and address from the QR code.

You appear to be gripping it rather tightly.

Maybe it’s just a polite thankyou for playing with their balls.

I open my wife’s mail all the time. Smear test next Tuesday, might mention it.

I got one of them. I’m not rich beyond my wildest dreams

Still nothing??

fervouredimage –

I open my wife’s mail all the time. Smear test next Tuesday, might mention it.

LOL’d

‘Important changes to your direct debit, lotto now costs £2 per play’

Brilliant.

*goes off to remove the turner burner frame from his basket* 🙁

😐 Swines. they put that bloody ‘could be you’ logo on there on purpose don’t they…

Preferred my version…

😀

What is this ‘lottery’ thing? I have never played…

Lolz at Jamie and his photoshopping skillz. Does anyone remember the parking bollard gif-that was a classic

Jamie strikes again… 😆

Does anyone remember the parking bollard gif-that was a classic

Sadly, I actually remember laughing while making that one.

I laughed so hard at that I did a cry!

Haha it was a classic jamie 😆 even my wife found it funny and let me tell you, she really doesn’t think all that highly of stw 🙂

she really doesn’t think all that highly of stw

Tell your wife she has excellent taste…..re: not thinking highly of STW.

Now that we know organic355 is not going to be retiring, can I see the parking bollard gif, please…?

http://singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/ouch-damaged-car-on-company-property-help

Kwl, thx!

Drac – Moderator
Cool now have your wife’s name and address from the QR code.

Nice try, won’t work.
Love the gif, excellent work, Jamie. 😆

I’d completely forgot about the bollard!
😀

Well how much then?

I’m still waiting for Jamie to photoshop a small image of Badger pumping that bollard up in his sandals…

It’s still funny, all this time later 😆

Yeah thanks for that. The bollard was on my screen when my boss came to talk to me, he spent half his time looking at me and the rest watching the bollard popping up.

Come on then, let’s have the DVD cover…