Will it be car crash TV?
Well, someone had to...
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He's not even a real baby kangaroo.
It'll be good
It'll be shit
It's not proper top gear
Clarkson is a nob
Clarkson is god
Evans is a nob
Evans is good
Hitler
Racist
Bike helmets
Ooh Sabine
Why won't someone think of the children
There, think that covers it
There, think that covers it
Brilliant. 🙂
Not watching coz I am already bored ...
As someone who has read the books, I can tell you Chris Evans dies at the end.
FFS! No spoilers!
bongohoohaa - Member
As someone who has read the books, I can tell you Chris Evans dies at the end.
Is he a national treasure?
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Top Gear? I've completed it mate.
It's not even about car reviews anymore. I much preferred it when they wore cords and sensible shoes, like Capatianflashheart, while testing driving an Austin Princess.
My understanding is that the first episode is ok, the second episode will be pretty good.
Oh dear I just saw a clip of that new TG advertised for tomorrow night. Yuck! I just hope there will be something good to watch on other channels.
And here's a better photo of JC doing a Chris Evans,
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Drac - Moderator
It's not even about car reviews anymore. I much preferred it when they wore cords and sensible shoes, like Capatianflashheart, while testing driving an Austin Princess.
Ah, memories of Tiff Needell days and before. Of course there's Fifth Gear, but to be honest it really is crap. But then car reviews for the average person are boring these days, because average people buy average boring cars.
FFS! No spoilers!
That doesn't spoiler anything, cheered me right up.
Yuck! I just hope there will be something good to watch on other channels.
PMSL
If in doubt press the red button - you know the one that turns it off
Nearly upon us
Let the hate BEGIN!
I am watching country file.
Wild Things here
I hate it already.
Woohooo ... other channels are showing ...
BBC One - Antiques Roadshow
Channel 4 - Yeti: Myth, Man or Beast?
Channel 5 - New: Egypt: Secrets of The Sphinx
I think I might watch Channel 4 but any of those channels are better than seeing some irritants driving cars.
I'm going to be hating it later.
So you'll do anything thing to avoid watching it chewkw, yet you are responsible for 20% of the posts on this thread. Makes sense.
So far they've not changed enough and the ginger winger is trying too hard to be Clarkson and is already annoying 🙁
Oh dear.
Sounds and looks like old top gear with new faces doing the same old....
Fail. 😥
Opportunity missed I fear 😐
Hmmmm.
Sorry, but I liked the old version and I'm enjoying the new one.
Haters [s]can just **** off[/s] gonna hate
Crikey, I know statistic is something useful but you really need to stop abusing your statistical knowledge. Obvious is obvious.Dark Side - Member
So you'll do anything thing to avoid watching it chewkw, yet you are responsible for 20% of the posts on this thread. Makes sense.
***ing hell this is awful. The old show joked that it was written by 4 year olds, but this seems as if it really was. I wish they'd stop trying to be funny.
Top Cringe.
8 minutes. Then off.
He just sounds a bit squeaky
But then I always thought Jeza was an absolute pro at doing his job unlike others
Hmm mm. Bit early but 5/10 so far.
Might have to get one of them Amazon dongle thingies.
He's just beyond smug.
Off.
He's doing too many Jeremeyisms, too much like the old TG. I wanted it to be something new, not Chris Evans pretending to be JC.
16 mins and off!
It's missing the rapport of the previous one. 😥
LeeW - Member
He's doing too many Jeremeyisms, too much like the old TG. I wanted it to be something new, not Chris Evans pretending to be JC.
Agreed.
It's like a parody of an alternative universe. The drawl and the other bloke sound isolated and bizarre. Sabina looks aged(?). They should have tried a new format. Not copied the old
I thought she looked aged as well
I thought Matt let blanc played a character who was a bad actor on friends....turns out he's just a bad actor.... also why does Chris Evans look like a gay mountaineer at the start of the reliant piece.