From the day of his birth, it was clear that my three year-old was a bit of a firecracker. Indeed, hardly a minute has passed that he hasn’t been howling about one thing or another.
He’s very nice; he just gives voice to every slight adversity at the highest possible volume… like Al Pacino in the role of, well, Al Pacino.
The thing is, adversity could be defined in his mind as:
a) one of his siblings hit him, or
b) he has just fallen and hurt himself, or
c) the air doesn’t feel quite right.
Are there any engineers on here who could design a ‘baby mute’? I am thinking of something along the lines of one of those dust masks from the hardware store.
EDIT: Context helps. I was inspired to write this by the fact that he is currently outside on the front street playing, and my windows are rattling.