just got this email from Bernardo Butler

“Hi, I do not know as to begin, I very much hesitate! My girlfriend has advised to use service of acquaintances. Problem is that I cannot will get acquainted with decent man in a reality. I the woman in the age of. To me 41 year. For me it is very important to have true relations, present family. I could not have the relation as my feelings were betraid by the person. Whether I do not know you will answer me, but I shall be hopes.

Please reply only to my personal e-mail: ludmilato1969@gmail.com

In hope to receive from you the answer I send you photo. Your new girlfriend!”

and there’s a jpeg attached that i haven’t opened yet.

what to do?? my current girlfriend won’t be happy at all

:o/

break her back doors in and paint them white on the way out?

Sounds like a nice boy/girl/both.

How does this work? She offers you sex, then remembers that she is in Russia and needs money to get round your place, so you send her £500 by Western Union and, oddly, she does not turn up?

well it looks like a 100% genuine email to me. The content looks decidedly dodgy though! 😈

Wonder if she/he is Nigerian per chance? 😉

just opened the pic. (after virus checking etc)

She’s a looker – if you go for mid 40 something dumpy birds/

I’d put her pic up but Aleigh might get upset about it

Put it in A&A and say she is boxerist or something, it’ll be fine.

Put her pic up. Please.

Ask her if she has all her own teeth?

That’s quite important.

2nd pic request, for teeth ownership conformation of course 😉

Garden fence needs painting!

Is that an HDR shot, or exposure blended? 😀

Start a conversation and post the replys here so we can all see how its going.

i would trimix, but after 4pm I’ll be offline for about a week. I’m sure she’d lose interest

Sorry misread this:

Garden fence needs painting!

Thought it said:

Garden face, needs painting!

😯

Where’s the pic of the dumpy bird?

I would…

He’s changed since the Suede days

Although, not that much really.

Garden fence needs painting!

Bet the bush needs trimming as well!

Minger

photo probably not connected with email writer at all.

brilliant, set up a false email alias and play her along. did that last year with a russian lass, hilariously good fun and then when she asked for the airplane ticket money put her in touch with my nigerian associate.

is that toilet paper on the grass, dont look like she can cook tho.or drive ,

is that toilet paper on the grass

Why would it be toilet paper ?

Do you know people who leave toilet paper lying about on the grass or something ?

Why would Aleigh get upset?

well it looks like toilet paper , chavs and pikeys