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More Bikemonger Stickers.... any ideas

85 posts & 64 voices | Started 1 year ago by charlie the bikemonger | Latest reply from thekingofsweden

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charlie the bikemonger - Member

Just ordering some more stickers for the bikemongery. Apparently we get through around 3,000 a month!!!

Got any ideas for new slogans?

Would be cool to add a few fresh ones, and I cant be arsed with the full on sticker comp thing right now, as we need to get the stickers quick.

Current ones are stuff like:

• One less car
• Cycling is not a crime
• Fun between my legs
• Everytime you change gear – god kills a kitten
• My drinking club has a cycling problem
• I brake for cake
• This machine kills fascists
• Your 4WD makes you look fat
• We are The Knights Of Quiche

Any ideas are welcome.
Cheers
Charlie

Posted 1 year ago #
thepurist - Member

How's my riding? Call 01929 475 833

All your gears are belong to us

Posted 1 year ago #
ron jeremy - Member

I like

'Ride, Rinse, Repeat..'

but not sure if its been done or used anywhere else

Posted 1 year ago #
charlie the bikemonger - Member

Yeah, but imagine all phone calls I will get from moaning old gits .

Posted 1 year ago #
oblique - Member

it's not niche there's a recession

Posted 1 year ago #
Teetosugars - Member

Yes, I am doing that, and no, you can't watch.

Posted 1 year ago #
Teetosugars - Member

oblique - Member
it's not niche there's a recession

Already been done..

Posted 1 year ago #
mangoridebike - Member

harder steeper faster longer

stop me and ring my bell

bike time is play time

if you can read this you can see my bike

Posted 1 year ago #
thepurist - Member

@charlie - OK, how about using 020 7938 6000. They love hearing from moaning old gits...

Posted 1 year ago #
charlie the bikemonger - Member

what you doing looking my bike?

Posted 1 year ago #
Mackem - Member

My other bike is shite too.

Posted 1 year ago #
charlie the bikemonger - Member

Cant ride for shit
?

Posted 1 year ago #
miketually - Member

One less car

One Car Fewer

Posted 1 year ago #
messiah - Member

Will ride for shit

Posted 1 year ago #
charlie the bikemonger - Member

One Car Fewer

that is so much more polite.

Posted 1 year ago #
psling - Member

If you need to ask you wouldn't understand.

If I'm not pedalling I'm probably farting.

My glutes are bigger than yours.

Posted 1 year ago #
lipseal - Member

Ride till you die
All the gear no idea

Posted 1 year ago #
tragically1969 - Member

On topic for this morning:

Darkside, WTF ?

Posted 1 year ago #
shortcut - Member

29er - the big wheel inherit the earth.

Posted 1 year ago #
thepurist - Member

Lube me and use me!

Posted 1 year ago #
stumpy01 - Member

Does my butt look big on this?

Underpaid Underbiked

Overbiked Underskilled

Flapjack Only (with a little petrol pump image)

I am liking "I brake for cake" so far

Posted 1 year ago #
Dyffers - Member

Danger, roadie moonlighting

This is my granny gear

Watch me for the changes and try to keep up

Posted 1 year ago #
gecko76 - Member

You can't see me!

or

Ride like you're invisible.

(More of a note to self)

Posted 1 year ago #
Dyffers - Member

No creaks or cracks - gas pipe forever

Posted 1 year ago #
philconsequence - Member

girls love skids

"bike time is play time" +1

Posted 1 year ago #
strangertothelight - Member

Watch me for the changes and try to keep up

I'm liking this one
good back to the future reference

Posted 1 year ago #
DrP - Member

"Lean, mean, lack-of-skilling machine"
"Powered by columbian marching powder" (a play on the lame 'powered by fairy dust sticker')
"What are you on...?"

DrP

Posted 1 year ago #
stumpynya12 - Member

Shocks are for cocks.
Rigid & Proud.
Kudos Seeker.
29er ? Clown cycle
Yes it’s a skills compensator.
Yep, it cost more than your car.
Single Speed Promotion Jockey.

etc etc

Posted 1 year ago #
Lifer - Member

You know - for kids!

Posted 1 year ago #
charlie the bikemonger - Member

OK... Its done... Me and crashy (my shop monkey) are fulled up on columbian drinking dust and laughing our pert one speed tits off.

Gonna add:
• Watch me for the changes and try to keep up
• Lube me and abuse me

Many other would make the cut. And we should do "chicks dig skids" again.

Cheers
Chaps, you are all gents (probably), and I will sort you out with soem stickers when they arrive. Drop em an email at bikemonger at yahoo .co.uk with teh header "STICKERS"

Posted 1 year ago #
mr potatohead - Member

track-stand and deliver

I'm tyred

Posted 1 year ago #
brakes - Member

tell me you're doing the 'I brake for cake' one?

Posted 1 year ago #
charlie the bikemonger - Member

brake for cake is in.
Track stand aND DELIVER IS GOOD.

Posted 1 year ago #
smoggy - Member

Just "Stolen".

Posted 1 year ago #
duncan - Member

One less fixie

Posted 1 year ago #