More Bikemonger Stickers…. any ideas

Just ordering some more stickers for the bikemongery. Apparently we get through around 3,000 a month!!!

Got any ideas for new slogans?

Would be cool to add a few fresh ones, and I cant be arsed with the full on sticker comp thing right now, as we need to get the stickers quick.

Current ones are stuff like:

• One less car
• Cycling is not a crime
• Fun between my legs
• Everytime you change gear – god kills a kitten
• My drinking club has a cycling problem
• I brake for cake
• This machine kills fascists
• Your 4WD makes you look fat
• We are The Knights Of Quiche

Any ideas are welcome.
Cheers
Charlie

How’s my riding? Call 01929 475 833

All your gears are belong to us

I like

‘Ride, Rinse, Repeat..’

but not sure if its been done or used anywhere else

Yeah, but imagine all phone calls I will get from moaning old gits .

it’s not niche there’s a recession

Yes, I am doing that, and no, you can’t watch.

oblique – Member
it’s not niche there’s a recession

Already been done..

harder steeper faster longer

stop me and ring my bell

bike time is play time

if you can read this you can see my bike

@charlie – OK, how about using 020 7938 6000. They love hearing from moaning old gits…

what you doing looking my bike?

My other bike is shite too.

Cant ride for shit
?

One less car

One Car Fewer

Will ride for shit

One Car Fewer

that is so much more polite.

If you need to ask you wouldn’t understand.

If I’m not pedalling I’m probably farting.

My glutes are bigger than yours.

Ride till you die
All the gear no idea

On topic for this morning:

Darkside, WTF ?

29er – the big wheel inherit the earth.

Lube me and use me!

Does my butt look big on this?

Underpaid Underbiked

Overbiked Underskilled

Flapjack Only (with a little petrol pump image)

I am liking “I brake for cake” so far

Danger, roadie moonlighting

This is my granny gear

Watch me for the changes and try to keep up

You can’t see me!

or

Ride like you’re invisible.

(More of a note to self)

No creaks or cracks – gas pipe forever

girls love skids

“bike time is play time” +1

Watch me for the changes and try to keep up

I’m liking this one ;)
good back to the future reference :D

“Lean, mean, lack-of-skilling machine”
“Powered by columbian marching powder” (a play on the lame ‘powered by fairy dust sticker’)
“What are you on…?”

DrP

Shocks are for cocks.
Rigid & Proud.
Kudos Seeker.
29er ? Clown cycle
Yes it’s a skills compensator.
Yep, it cost more than your car.
Single Speed Promotion Jockey.

etc etc

You know – for kids!

OK… Its done… Me and crashy (my shop monkey) are fulled up on columbian drinking dust and laughing our pert one speed tits off.

Gonna add:
• Watch me for the changes and try to keep up
• Lube me and abuse me

Many other would make the cut. And we should do “chicks dig skids” again.

Cheers
Chaps, you are all gents (probably), and I will sort you out with soem stickers when they arrive. Drop em an email at bikemonger at yahoo .co.uk with teh header “STICKERS”

track-stand and deliver

I’m tyred

tell me you’re doing the ‘I brake for cake’ one?

brake for cake is in.
Track stand aND DELIVER IS GOOD.

Just “Stolen”.

One less fixie

Pick a line- Any line

“my other bike has 28 speeds”

as i BET most of the SSers on here also have a geared bike or two.

love some of the suggestions above too.

creasing in the office for no apparent reason.

Uni MTB club motto was

“you’ll drink bitter, and you’ll like it [yu’ poof]”

could do a “diesel only”, but “Ale/Bitter/(Not lager”) version

“Sold the gears for beers”

Yes I know this is a footpath. Yes I know we shouldn’t ride on it. Silly isn’t it?!