On the beeb now… would you call the police if you found £50million of coke on the beach?

I think you mean £49 Million….

Hookers?

No. And I wouldn’t take any. I’ve seen No Country For Old Men… I’d hate to be made to watch it again.

If you know the kind of bad guy who could handle that amount of Coke I would be amazed 😆

It’s not really “£50 million” worth.

The police just estimate a particularly high street price for a gram and then add a load more for cutting it. The makes the headline much more dramatic.

True but you might be tempted to take a few hundred grands worth!!

I’d hand it in to the nearest lost and found, probably put up a few found adds. If I lost something of that value, I’d hope someone would do the same. Not everyone can afford to lose £50M.

What I particularly liked about the BBC article was the picture of ‘the beach was searced for more drugs’ where the seachers are all wearing random clothing not police jackets, just imagining all the oppurtnistic folk thinking they were going to have a fun Friday night 😆

Rumour has it when a similar thing happened on the south coast plenty of coastal dwellers had good parties for a few weeks

Gumtree it!

The Mrs & I once found a suspicious package under a motorway bridge, it was s**t alright but certainly not the sort you’d want anywhere near your nose 😆

the reality is if you were to dump that amount of coke on the market Mr or Mrs Big would trace it back to you and feed you to the fishes

I would absolutely tell the police about the £45 million worth of coke I found, it would be irresponsible and morally broke to not report that £40 million worth of drugs.

£50m of Coke?

pfft, that’s not even a Johhny Depp sized weekend.

I like the story of a shipwreck on a Greek island, the captain didn’t call for assistance before it was too late because he was smuggling weed and booze, but none ever turned up. Births on the island spiked approx 9 months after the ship wreck though 😆

Now if it were £50m of Coca Cola, Id be round there like a shot with a metric tonne of Mentos and the worlds first inter continental ballistic anti trump weapon.

I live just down the road and wondered why all of a sudden friends i’d not seen for years were up for a fat bike ride round coast…

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No earthly good to me but if it was top grade malt whisky, hmmm….

Which would be a bit more noticable I’d imagine.

No earthly good to me

Are you kidding? You’d be top dog on D-Wing!

How much can you fit up your arse at a time?

I always keep a eye out when scuba diving in spain.
Loads of “interesting” stuff comes over from Morocco in fast RIBs

Thought I struck gold once, but it was a was a vacumn pack of coffee grounds 🙁

If no-one claims lost property don’t you get to keep it?

Sheltered little me wouldn’t know where to begin fencing £50 of coke, nevermind a few £m worth…

Coke Galore.

I’d certainly report the overwhelming majority of it.

I’d just drop it off at Piccadilly Gardens where it will be appreciated.

Why not just burn it infront of a homeless man?

esselgruntfuttock – Member
No earthly good to me but if it was top grade malt whisky, hmmm….

Such a dilemma did present itself once on the wee island of Eriskay.

Bottles were still being traded in the 1950s. My father was reputedly given one as a gift when we lived in South Uist.

Bury it for a couple of years, let the heat die down and use the time to find out how you could get rid of it safely and rinse the money.

Sell it cheap to a B-movie director, it worked out well in true romance.. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0108399/

How much can you fit up your arse at a time?

LOL

Out of interest, where would I be likely to find this cocaine?

How many hookers for £50m of coke?..

I don’t think Swindon could handle it.

I’d like to think i’d report it, but then again that’s highly unlikely.

I would have handed in the coke, but ask to keep all those nice North Face/Mountain Equipment holdalls.

Rock. And. Roll.

Absolutely no way would I report it.
I’d keep it all for my own consumption.
Oh…Sorry.. I thought you said cake?

aP – Member

Why not just burn it infront of a homeless man?

In front of a student Conservative society would be better.

no chance, i’d be dead within 6 months..and not from being executed by a drugs lord..

May nick a bag though, doubt they’d miss it and would do for a few new years for me and the boys 🙂

The reality is I would consider myself to be in the wrong place at the wrong time and want to get out of there a bit sharpish.

If it it was me it’d end up being a couple of barrels of brut 33 talc anyway

Bonfire would be interesting.