Criminals love bragging about their exploits if my TV box is to be belied. What makes you a bad person?

Me, well I ignored my thermos care guide and use it to carry milk when I commute on the bike. Yeah, expressly against the use instructions.

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@ nach. You look younger than i though you would. Moisturise?

I rode on a footpath the other day and a dog walker shouted at me.

The instructions on a can of beans says ‘do not boil’ – but I do, I boil them a lot.

There’s a bike garage in the basement of our work and a mini roundabout to get in which there’s never any cars on – sometimes I go round the wrong side to add a frisson of excitement to my day.

I have been known to unplug USB devices without ejecting them first.

Bag of popcorn said, “Perfect for sharing.”

Mine. All mine.

I use a non regulation mug at my desk.

Well I did until this morning until someone nicked it.

I took 12 items through a 10 item express checkout once.

I just accessed the high shelf by climbing on a lower shelf because the kickstool was on the other side of the road.

I don’t have the correct safety guards on my lathe or milling machine.

Or any guards at all, in fact.

I bought an iphone for an 11 year old girl…. and a 26″ hardtail for myself. From Halfords. 😯
STW “rules” shattered. I’m just a lawless maverick spoilin’ for a fight.

With blatant disregard rode a Strava segment flagged as “unsafe”.

Ooh yeah, I used to use a tablesaw without any guards on it.

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@ nach. You look younger than i though you would. Moisturise?

It was the blood pact that they told me not to do. As a result, I have a condition known as extreme brand disloyalty.

The other night I unplugged the TV box while it was updating wohhhhhhhhhhh

Have also been known to drive directly across a (fairly) empty car park into a space instead of following the arrows

hardcore or what

Does jumping a red light on my bike count as a mild rule break?

When we were 10, me and a friend got into see Days Of Thunder at the cinema which was a 12.

I killed someone.

up the down ramps.

Boom.

In Bristol station they separate the stairs: left for up and right for down. I went up on the right because I’m an anarchist.

I refer to VED as road tax.

I turn left on Red every morning on my commute, unless it’s green in which case I wait for it to go red and then turn.

@bearnecessities – I’d hate to know what a major rule breaking would be if murder is considered mild.

Unless of course you killed them on a descent with your mad skillz n ting.

Didn’t realise what a naughty lot you all were. Bandanna’s (or what ever street thugs wear) for all.

Does jumping a red light on my bike count as a mild rule break?

No!

This rule is for MILD rule breaking, so for example

talking on your hand held mobile phone while driving two tonnes of range rover (other vehicle options are available) at 40mph past a primary school at home time,

that’s ok because it’s only a technical offence whereas what you are doing unsettles the very fabric of society and should be punished most severely (think Jack Torrance from the Shining only with a car replacing the roque mallet)

Me I honestly can’t think of anything…I feel quite dull all of a sudden.

I snake in front of the super fast extra orsum hardcore gnar to the max riders on the downhills.

sometimes I have pudding even when my room’s untidy

(I’ve gone too far, haven’t I ?)

I have been known to drink more than the recommended weekly amount of alcohol in 1 day.
Cadbury’s share bags? Never, ever shared.
I occasionally visit STW during work hours in blatant abuse of the company IT policy.

I always add the kids naff drawings to the paper recycling…..everybody else just has stacks of very tidy news papers….and my stacks vary widely in height and regularity…..

…..This is Switzerland….I’m surprised I haven’t been fined yet

…..This is Switzerland….I’m surprised I haven’t been fined yet

Isn’t that the horror of your secret bank account? – you’ll never even know if they took money out

I have consumed food items past their eat before date.

Badass! ( literally on occasion 😉 )

I quite like both Wiggins AND Froome

I don’t hate lance armstrong.

Sometimes I add honey to honey Lemsip, there’s no rule against it but I’m sure it’s naughty.

I charge up my lights unattended, despite all the bright yellow warning labels.

I sometimes put the dishwasher on even when it’s not full 😯

I pee in the gym’s showers.

I just sent an entirely monochrome document to the colour printer 😯

I got pulled on Friday evening by an unmarked police car at a busy junction after deciding that I’d been waiting too long for a green light (hey, they can do it in the US!) 😳

Let off with a warning because they presumably had more important things to do (and because I’m breathtakingly charming).