I have a dogs nose too - smell stuff way before anyone else. So feet and armpits gets special attention - any sign of a niff and I'm in the shower. I hate stinky feet and/or BO with an almost unholy passion.
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Men wearing flipflops ... arrest them!
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I'm finding it very difficult to bite my tongue when someone gets on my face.
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Ah, the current uniform of the British male: skinhead (too tight to pay for a haircut), T-shirt, camo shorts, flip flops. Have some bloody imagination and dignity, did Winston Churchill wear shorts and flip flops? Did The Beatles, did The Sex Pistols?
No, they bloody did not.
Shorts and flip flops are for the beach. If you want to wear them, begger off to Australia FFS.
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Shorts and flip flops are for the beach. If you want to wear them, begger off to Australia FFS.
if you don't want to see them, beggar off to Ascot or somewhere else posh
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I went out with a girl once who would cuddle me while wearing her eye-wateringly rancid riding jacket and say "I'm sorry, I stink. I quite like it though".
Everything about her was lovely, I liked it too.
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Flip-flops are bad, but we've got guys at work wearing these:
And even worse...:
*shudder*
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I think the women on here are slightly jealous and resentful of our lovely natural manly feet because they've mashed their own into bunioned claw toed messess by wearing high heels a bit too often.
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Well CG when in Rome do as the Romans do!
My girlfriend has demanded that I go out and buy some Havaianas, which I have done and am wearing them now as I type.
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if you don't want to see them, beggar off to Ascot or somewhere else posh
No, how about not walking around like a scruffy ****t with no sense of style or originality? Our summer is not hot enough or long enough. Its just a lazy, thuggish way of dressing. I don't want to see your minging feet and pasty white legs thank you, keep them for your bedroom. Oh, and grow your hair and get a proper haircut while you are at it Uncle Fester, but that might require some thought and getting a barber to do it rather than using your own clippers, you cheapskate.
Flip flops should be illegal for driving in IMO, that would stop it.
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What a sweet sensitive thing you must be to have your sensibilities so easily traumatised by all those beastly oafs.
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JtotheP68
+1Oooh I hope my brother doesn't come on soon, he's got the most spectacular range of footwear known to man or woman. And he wears them all no matter the weather. I think the last time he wore shoes was at his wedding!
He does wear everything about 5 years before it becomes popular. I remember him wearing some rubber shoe sandal things on a Wales holiday, he explained them to me and I thought they were ace. Never seen them before and thought they were really practical. 2 years later I find them becoming popular and the name now known as Crocs.Posted 1 year ago # -
I remember him wearing some rubber shoe sandal things on a Wales holiday, he explained them to me and I thought they were ace. Never seen them before and thought they were really practical. 2 years later I find them becoming popular and the name now known as Crocs.
You didn't think they made him look incredibly special?
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shorts-tick
t shirt-tick
crocs-tick
waitrose-tick
i'm so bad
No, how about not walking around like a scruffy ****t with no sense of style or originality? Our summer is not hot enough or long enough. Its just a lazy, thuggish way of dressing. I don't want to see your minging feet and pasty white legs thank you, keep them for your bedroom. Oh, and grow your hair and get a proper haircut while you are at it Uncle Fester, but that might require some thought and getting a barber to do it rather than using your own clippers, you cheapskate
do i know you
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well, it's 19 degrees in the shade up here in Sheffield's alpine resort, and i can't stop sweating, i'll mostly be wearing the flip-flops until it cools down a bit.
J-P, sod off.
X
(i also have a skin head - but that's coz i izza baldy)
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(i also have a skin head - but that's coz i izza baldy)
- then you are too old to wear shorts and flip flops, act your age.
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Women carrying away dead badgers - arrest them!
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I find fat birds who walk really slowly far more offensive
that'll be pretty much 99% of the female population then
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Stupid lost-post website nonsense - thought this was fixed.
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My girlfriend has demanded that I go out and buy some Havaianas
My girlfriend just bought me some flip flops. From this, i deduce that fusty uptight older women find flip flops repulsive, whereas young vivacious ones think they are hawt.
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Our summer is not hot enough or long enough. Its just a lazy, thuggish way of dressing. I don't want to see your minging feet and pasty white legs thank you, keep them for your bedroom.
I wear the same stuff in the winter
December:
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I wear these and I couldn't care less what I look like in them. Just off to pedal down the pub with them on too. With V12's
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Right,
Flip-flops = OK.
Action sandals = fashion faux pas, completely indefensible.Posted 1 year ago # -
I've just come back from Tangier and quite frankly you would look a bit odd wearing shoes. There were even some men washing their feet in a fountain in the square!!!!!
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I said it 12 months ago, I'll say it again..... men in flip flops/birkenstock/mephisto look great. Anything else in hot weather seems so........ repressed. Teva also ok, but not any other velcro sandal... Just make sure you cut your toenails please!
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Flipflops are the way to go as long as you have decent shorts and shirt, if you wear Jesus sandals and such like then you need to be visited by the fashion police. Football/sports apparel should be banned unless your actually doing the sporting activity whilst wearing it.
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Down in the Devon/Cornwall coastal area where I hail from flip-flops is a pretty normal footwear choice... generally a flip flops wearer is more likely to be sane than say... someone wearing trainers innit bruv.. sand in yer sweaty trainers is no fun shirley
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simonfbarnes - Member
my g/f waits till I'm really sweaty and then
surreptitiously(surreptitiously) sniffs meYour joking right? you don't really have a girlfriend do you?
What else can g/f stand for Posted 1 year ago # -
you don't really have a girlfriend do you?
no, she's actually a woman
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flipflops on blokes = wrong
crocs on anyone = wrong
spd sandals = very wrongPosted 1 year ago # -
What!!??
I live in them...as do all my non chav mates.
I reckon its just you city folk getting all frustrated about not living somewhere that people have more space and like having more space aroud their feet as well.
I also live in surf clobber as its all the shops round here sell.
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Men's feet are not a pretty sight - fact!
Men do not have a pedicure - fact!
Men don't always cut their toenails - fact!
Men sometimes have fungal infections - fact!
Men don't always wash their feet - fact!
and this applies to most women too, i should know i look at feet all day for my job..!!
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Well, I've been a wee bit naughty in resurrecting this.
But, dammit, I still feel the same as last year.
Thanks for joining in with the spirit in which the original post was intended.
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no, she's actually a woman
I imagine your relationship with a lady/woman/girlfriend to be like that of the protagonist in McCarthy's Child of God
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Jeez c_g, some of us here are from Oz, Far North Queensland to be precise, and thongs (flipflops to you) are dress shoes for us. Even the hot sheilas wear them.
As far as my feet smelling because they are unwashed, that's a bit insulting. I wash my feet once a year whether they need it or not.
And as for socks and sandals, that's my winter snow tramping rig.
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I imagine your relationship with a lady/woman/girlfriend to be like that of the protagonist in McCarthy's Child of God
do tell ?
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