there is very little fat on my 106Kg
carrying around all that muscle I'm surprised your not out-sprinting Chris Hoy.
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McDonalds- that'll teach me (Rant content)
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Posted 8 months ago #
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Sometimes when I drive up to the one on the corner to get dinner for the kids I'll get myself a meal as well, they won't do too much harm if I only have one occasionally- most of the time though I'll just get them for the kids and have something healthier for myself.
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Sometimes when I drive up to the one on the corner to get dinner for the kids I'll get myself a meal as well, they won't do too much harm if I only have one occasionally- most of the time though I'll just get them for the kids and have something healthier for myself.
I've never understood this, fill the kids with McD cr*p but eat something healthy yourself, or have I missed something?
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have I missed something?
are you American?
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No.
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It seems that everyday life really is hard work for some people...
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how is this even a rant?
it's just trolling, surely...Posted 8 months ago # -
xherbivorex no vegetables were harmed in the production of my meal
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Dear Seb Coe
I am writing with some unfortunate news that you may find disturbing.
Recently, I was seeking out some nutrition before some exercise. That was unusual in itself, as normally I arrange to do some exercise (in this case mountain biking) spank thousands of pounds on the latest kit, before noticing a slight cloud on the horizon or a 1 degree drop in temperature and retreat back to the welcoming embrace of the duvet.
Anyway, Where should I look for the ideal calorific intake for sporting activity. Why, good sir, I looked to you. An olympic athlete, similar to myself*. I assume that a man of your stature and honesty (being a Tory MP after all) would personally call on your many years of sporting achievement to ensure that only the finest, most suitable nutrition would be given the honour of being an official 'partner of 2012. Partner is such a nice word isn't it. I like it how you've used partners instead of sponsors. That would be cheap.
So I found myself in Macdonalds and after much thought, purchased the most suitable item - a Happy Meal. I ate the burger, but then struggled putting the toy together. In fact, it took over 2 hours. The instructions were obviously wrong. Or it was defective. Like every bike frame I've ever bought. Anyway, as a result i had to cancel my ride, but I wasn't half tired driving home. Just imagine what could have happened if I'd actually gone out on my ride as planned!!!
In light of this shocking discovery it looks like you're going to be left with no option but to cancel the Olympics. Sorry.
Though some people refer to me as gullible, and a marketing departments wet dream, I maintain that I simply analyse for myself the marketing messages beamed into my cavernous, yet vacuous cranium, before drawing my own conclusions. The fact that they differ from every other sane persons is simply conjecture
Yours sincerely
Mark
PS: I really like the logo
*I haven't actually won an Olympic medal, but I could if I wanted too. Probably.
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Genius binners - much lollage.
njee - for Mcd read "any of the major convenience fod chains but generally the one with a clown" I like the BK Chicken Tendercrisp thing. It even has a resemblence of salad on it.
Beat Chris Hoy??? Put him in the scrum then
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xherbivorex no vegetables were harmed in the production of my meal
as if you needed to point that out matey!
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xherbivorex no vegetables were harmed in the production of my meal
erm, so what where the 'fries' made out of?
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My kids each mcdonalds about 4 times a week and are full of energy. My youngest used to watch his brother having a cheeseburger and get jealous so we stuck one in the blender for him. They go a weird colour once they are mushed up. We're very responsible parents and will encourage them to eat vegitables when they are older.
I think the problem is that fat people and steep hills don't really go together.
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My youngest used to watch his brother having a cheeseburger and get jealous so we stuck one in the blender for him.
8O and Posted 8 months ago # -
I had to have a BK beanburger thing the other week as everyone else I was training with wanted to go for BK.
I reckon you could diet on them, as I didn't feel like eating again for about 24 hours.. maybe it's an acquired skill.
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so what where the 'fries' made out of?
Look like that baby powder bonded together with glue IMO.
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My kids each mcdonalds about 4 times a week and are full of energy. My youngest used to watch his brother having a cheeseburger and get jealous so we stuck one in the blender for him. They go a weird colour once they are mushed up. We're very responsible parents and will encourage them to eat vegitables when they are older.
Goodpoor trolling.Posted 8 months ago # -
Hora redefining levels of silliness again, all would appear to be in order.
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....and everyone taking the bait.
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You can't get a good McDonalds anywhere within the M60 I reckon, The McDonalds over in Yorkshire are far superior.
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Mmmmm sausage egg muffin
This post has made me hungry for McD's breakfast, the god of all breakfasts
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I
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