My brother ordered a 10Kg bucket of Golden Syrup online . The delivery was specified to be at a time when he was working away . No problem , he has an outside bin store , which , funnily enough is where the wheely bins are stored.
So he notates the delivery instructions with ‘ leave inside bin store’
yep, you know exactly where this tale is going, its like watching a granny walk down an icy pavement with a tesco bag full of oranges.
The 10kg bucket of golden syrup ends up in the re-cyling bin. And itd bin day , and the bun men have not been, and the wheely bin is full of recyling.
So , somewhere in the north of england there is a recycling plant with 10kg of golden syrup all over th machinery , the converyor belts, the arms that move metal off the conveyor belts. The paper is stuck to the machinery and caught in all the wrong places and probably about to catch fire
The DPD guy faked the signiture as well on the delivery note, which as pointless.