And this is why you shouldn’t read other people’s texts. It could have been a running joke from last night, all in jest etc. I text mad stuff to people all the time.
What is really shocking tho, is the big fat guy sitting across from me on the bus this morning (who I already hate as he takes up BOTH front seats, the primo seats, and he smells) put one of his phones down on the shelf at the frontto answer the other one, AND HE WAS WATCHING DODGY ADULT MOVIES. ON THE BUS.
Now that’s just gross and wrong and sad and eeuw.
But now I understand why he always picks that front seat with so little leg room in spite of his huge size, nobody sitting in front or behind him to see what he is up to. Double eeuw gross gross gross etc