Wife is kipping on the couch.
Who's settee? (a couch is an american settee).
Poor troll
Err - not where I live it isn'tRorschach - Member
a couch is an american settee
Chez (sic) lounge?
Poor troll
Flecker! 🙂
YAWNS
"Pictures or it ain't happening", erm no, not really, what I mean is.. Go on over to her, kiss and make up like aa good boy should.
definatly in the dog house son !!
Who's sofa is it anyway?
Pics?
(of the couch)
I have no idea what I'm supposed to have done or indeed what I haven't done.
is it a sofa or more like a pouffe?
Can she drive the intarweb?
http://singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/revenge-is-a-dish-best-served-cold-morally-correct-though
"if you don't know.....then I'm not going to tell you"
Look on the brightside.....she's on the settee not you.
????? just cos she asleep doesnt mean yer in trouble or are you not telling us the 'whole truth' and 'nothing but the truth' 'so help you god'.. 😉 
I have no idea what I'm supposed to have done or indeed what I haven't done.
Perhaps just you being you is enough ?
Living with a troll can't be easy 💡
😉
Does she smell of cheese?
Just askin like.
????? just cos she asleep doesnt mean yer in trouble or are you not telling us the 'whole truth' and 'nothing but the truth' 'so help you god'..
When it come to women. men are ALWAYS in trouble.
I have no idea what I'm supposed to have done or indeed what I haven't done.
Now, take a deep breath and tell me, when did you first notice the onset of this paranoia?
[i]I have no idea what I'm supposed to have done or indeed what I haven't done.[/i]
sorry, that is crap. I made sara sleep on the sofa once, and she knew 'exactly' what she'd done.
What had she done ?
Or hadn't she done? ❓
had a one nighter with some random at uni. It was properly shit. She came down next day and we argued and shouted and then calmed down and sorted it all out. still, the look on her face when I threw her a duvet...
worst time ever.
worst time ever
Still, you presumably made up quickly, as sara just slept on the sofa [i]once[/i].
SBZ - have you been behaving at uni ?
can't stay mad at her for long.
we should swap, im on sofa lol 👿
I've been on the conservatory sofa for two weeks.
star gazing?
Im sure its just a plan to get the right gift come christmas time?
Other wise it would be you on the couch.
Or maybe she was just dead tired and just fell asleep, make her a brew and give her a nudge.
The possibilities are endless when woman are concerned.
Only place I can find which is comfy when trying to sleep with a broken rib. It's just the right shape to support my head and provide pressure against my back.
Lounge sofas are both leather so weird to sleep on. Bed is too flat and it hurts!
Rest your balls in her eye sockets
Wife is kipping on the couch
So that means you've got the nice comfy bed?
Every cloud ...
😉
Zulu - what news? Was it all in your head (as I suspected) or were you really in the dog?
Just accept (and say) that she's right, you're wrong and that you're sorry.
(and hope she doesn't ask what you're sorry for or why)
Tired of the Dutch Oven perhaps?
PARP!
No idea - still not talking to me. Not a word was uttered over breakfast this morning.
Have you forgotten an event - birthday, anniversary etc??
Have you asked her why? Just sayin'
"Don't go to bed angry, stay up and fight"
would be my advice, although a bit late, in this case.
No, Yes (no answer) and that's the usual approach respectively.
When given the silent treatment I usually resort to tickling the offender until they stop being so childish and talk/explain the situation. It didn't work with Mrs SbZ though.
Rest your balls in her eye sockets
follow this up with a Beggy Welt (aka Purple Mushroom Tattoo)
To keep your marriage brimming
With love from the loving cup
When you're wrong admit it
And when you're right shut up.
Texts are a pants way of asking "hows it going luv?" but in this case it could be the detachment protocol you may need.
Bit pants not talking that.
Me and my old OH used to not talk for days after sailing events, for some reason I used to get far too blinkered and I realised what I'd done too late in the day, there endeth my story on that one, moving on to MrsBouy who pokes and provokes me all the bloomin time - I love her dearly for that.
Oh well, enjoy it whilst it lasts because, girl being girls, pertty soon she's gonna start giving out to you about it.
I also mostly use the tickle solution - or I go silent too, that really freaks girls because they (some not all - before emsz kills me) cant poker face as good as chaps 😆
"girl being girls"
Maybe that's where you're going wrong, try having relationships with women*
*other genders are available
What? But 'girls' is a euphemism for 'The Ladies' isnt it? No wonder I get confused.
I take it you're now talking?
I don't do the 'no talking' stance. Always better IMHO to get it out in the open and start addressing it.