I actually haven’t been on my bike for weeks

Your turn…

wrong tyres

I’m not fit in any way shape or form, I have an inability to pace myself and I don’t even know what bike to ride.

I’m a right fat unhealthy bastard who rides with the grace and elegance of a three legged giraffe

Next!….

I haven’t entered.

I am supposed to be working!

Wrong number of riders for the bike in your case, surely TJ?

I like cake, beer and kebabs 😀 . In any order plus I’ll be on a 29er.

It’s my club dinner/awards the same evening. As I have already chickened out of the post match piss up, I may as well sack off the race too. And I don’t want to fall asleep into my soup.

I’m a year older and did a lot less riding last year than previous

and the competition is a higher standard

still gonna have a laugh though

Don’t want to wear my drivetrain/brake pads out in a single ride

and the competition is a higher standard

I dunno, if this thread is anything to go by, this may be your best chance for victory Ed!

TandemJeremy – Member
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FTFY

I’m just not fit at the moment

I’m also pretty sure I have the wrong tyres somewhere. And I’ll be on a new bike.

i was talking with binners
are some people actually going to race?
i assumed it was just a laugh

j

I presumed it was just an elaborate ruse to justify the doling out of green cards for a load of middle aged blokes to go out afterwards and get hammered!

I’ve yet to see any evidence this isn’t the case 😀

I don’t believe in competition, it’s racist.
I get a nosebleed if I ride over 5 mph.

Chain suck

I got held up by fatgitsbikes.

I’m setting off from Kent at 4am, so if I lose it’ll be because I’m tired. Probably.

I’m only there for the experience

I don’t think they’re playing.
Jimi’s not been too well……..

Rorschach – Member

I got held up by CX bikes.

FIFY

I’ll try and sabotage yours again 😳

YOU’RE ALL WORTHLESS AND WEAK SO DROP AND GIVE ME 20![/B]

does, I’m $hit on a bike count?

does in your case 😉
will mail you actually about lift sharing

I haven’t yet managed a training session with TJ.

will mail you actually about lift sharing

righto,

My fares are very reasonable 😉

Anyone know the nearest train station to the drinking venue got a lift there but not to sure my mate will want to go drinking afterwards as he is driving!

Rich

Prestwich Metro Link is about 3/4 of a mile away. That connects to Manchester Victoria.

I’ve done the most miles and am the fittest i’ve ever been before in January and feel confident i wouldn’t let myself down but circumstances dictate i need to save every penny i can, pity really as i had big olans for racing this year but life is conspiring against me 🙁

Harry_the_Spider – Member
Prestwich Metro Link is about 3/4 of a mile away. That connects to Manchester Victoria.

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Bikes are not allowed on Metrolink when its working

Bikes are not allowed on Metrolink when its working

His mate with the car can take the bike back along with all his muddy kit.