First off, I'm no stand up comedian and am terrified of the prospect of doing this speech, so do not expect much! I'm best man next week for a friend......he's a weird roadie type so won't see this, he commutes by bike and got struck pretty badly by a car last year, so:
Andy and XXX have recently moved into their first home together. Now as we all know, moving into your first house and furnishing it comes at great expense and although Andy had his own bachelor pad before, a TV, a chair and a huge selection of DVDs isn’t furniture.
So they decided that a few short-term cut backs were needed, for instance, they only needed one car…I remember both of them saying ”WE, only need one car"
Andy now cycles 20 miles to work and back each day. Oh XXX, by the way, how’s your brand new Golf working out?
However, on a serious note, we all know that bicycle commuting can be very dangerous…we’ve all seen it during rush hour, people not indicating where they’re going, not paying attention to their surroundings, not adhering to road signs, an accident waiting to happen…It can also be dangerous for the cyclist as Andy found out.
STOREY ABOUT CRASH
FOLLOWED BY GIVING HIM A PERSONALISED HI-VIS VEST ANd STABILISERS AS PRESENT