So much material to work with and they come out with “Mini driver smashes in to fish van while pleasuring herself with sex toy”

“Rabbit caught in the headlights”

“Minnie Driver in Gross moist ****”

Dorset beach yoga man injured when ball bursts

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-dorset-33497785

I’ve got a white board with
Fish Fingers
Small Sex Toy
Mini Sex Toy Causes Fishy ??????
Eath Moved
Little Mermaid

Great fillum

Pleasure drive ends in fishy disaster

“Sex game ends with back door being smashed in”

Fish ‘supper?

Winkle tinkle causes Chip Van dinkle?

Crash follows slipping clutch.

Bass Van Wallop, What a Mini-O

Sex crash wrecks van. Crabs survived.

Mini driver smashes in to fish van

❓

“The matter is in the hands of our insurers.”

That’s a very comprehensive insurance policy she’s got there.

Rabbit fillet ends in smashed crab.

Wham, van, thank you ma’am.

“The m[b]B[/b]atter is in the hands of our insurers.”

FIFY

Gash, Bang, Rollmop.

Wham, van, thank you ma’am.

Ciren siren drives small powerful item into wrong plaice

Dill does go with fish

Rampant rocket results in rammed rock rack

“Ram-parked rabbit”?

“Flicking the bream”?

Hmmm, maybe a touch oblique.

Randy Rampant Rabbiter smashes fishy back doors in.

I blame the rise of clickbait for the decline of the headline writers’ art.

This woman was driving along; what happened next will surprise you…

Woman In Mini Creates Real Buzz About The Plaice

Surely we should be able to do something with the ram in rampant. And also the pant in rampant. But I’m drawing a blank.

“Ram Bent Roe A Bit” was the best I could come up with…

Collision in the Throes of Poisson

getting on a bit, but always worth a repost

I suspect this one’s going to go viral…

The woman, who was said to be in her 30s, was spotted on video holding a Rampant Rabbit-like sex toy and buttoning up her trousers after hitting the back of a stationary fish van.
Read more at http://www.bristolpost.co.uk/Mini-driver-smashes-fish-van-pleasuring-sex-toy/story-26891651-detail/story.html#WdQcYXxGou8bRgpu.99

Flash bang wallop what a picture.

If carlsberg did car insurance.

in-jam ram cam catches rabbit habit

master-bait

The story was broken at Buzzfeed

I don’t get it.

buzzfeed, the news website. sex toys generally buzz

Ah, sorry, I thought you were being serious. As you were.

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Turbot charged – rabbit relief

Is it just me that thinks this smells a bit fishy?

(fnarr fnarr)

Mini driver, pleasuring mini, haddock crash