OK, I’m nearly 40, and I don’t go out much any more by choice but I’m not what I’d call naive, or prudey, or owt like that.
But this weekend I was at a friend’s birthday do, in a city centre bar type place, and in the toilets was a machine dispensing items just as there has always been. Sensible in these times, even.
But this machine also dispensed other items, let’s call it a vibrating pleasure ring.
Now like I say I’m not a prude, so I was passingly aware such items existed. But I thought they were the preserve of specialist outlets, not pub vending machines. But it got me further thinking (and hence the question). Who buys these things? I can understand you go to a bar; you chat someone up, it’s all going very well and you might get lucky but blast – the condom in your wallet has gone out of date! No bother – I’ll get one from the gents. But who buys a vibrating c**k ring on a whim? How do you introduce that idea to your lucky lady who you just met an hour ago? Do you just slip it on and hope she doesn’t mind?
Or am i truly out of touch and all the kids have them nowadays?