We have a mouse and an old house. The damn thing wakes us up by scurrying about in the roof void above our bed at 4:00am EVERY BLOODY DAY. This morning I was sat bleary eyed on the khazi at about 6:15 and the damn thing sauntered into the bathroom and back into the wall cavity through the water pipe holes, passing the 4 SACHETS OF MOUSE KILLER AND THE TRAP BAITED WITH CHOCOLATE BUTTONS in the process.
The trap has now been re-baited with mini Mars Bars from the Christmas tin of Cadbury Celebrations.
If this doesn’t work I shall start blowing holes in the walls and ceiling with a blunderbuss.
I’m pretty sure that the mouse is alone as it has been with us for months and we’ve not been infested with baby mice. There were two mice but I caught one and released it on the fields ages ago.
Your suggestions, no matter how stupid, for ridding us of our furry little visitor are much appreciated.
Your,
Bleary eyed of Manchester.




