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I went to the funeral of an old friend who tragically died recently. He was hit in the head with a tennis ball. It was a lovely service.

I was told by a friend that he sent me a dll last week, but it didn’t register

Went to Tesco yesterday and they’d got that perfumed smoky stuff burning in the lobby. I was absolutely incensed.

Went to Asda yesterday. My Jewish friend said ‘bet you can’t roll that back’

Which Star Wars character is the lepidopterists’ favourite?

Grand Moff Tarkin

Which reminds me of that new curry, the tarka masala. It’s a bit lick chicken, but otter.

i’ve found TSY’s dating profile… here’s his main pic:

Ooohh you shit! I took all my profiles down… where did you get that?!

http://www.hothairyandhorny.com – i bet you forgot you even registered there!

How could I forget that place, or Zhen…

Beckham comes home from Harrods one day with a gold plated thermos flask.

Posh: “David, that looks mint. What is it?”

Becks: “It’s a thermos flask, for picnics and that. It keeps your hot things hot and your cold things cold.”

Posh: “Ooooh. What ya got in it then?”

Becks: “A coffee and a choc ice.”

IGMC

[video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KqRPOEa3P44[/video]

Do you think he was heading for the pharmacy?