I’m easily impressed. Even phil does them!

Hmmmppffs *I want to do conference calls*

emsz you can have a three way with me an phil?

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Even phil does them!

i’m not sure what way to take that! i’ll go with my gut response that up until now your perception of me is the friendly idiot, but now i’m the friendly idiot who can handle talking to more than one person at once on the phone 😥

i dont know how to tell you this, but i’m a pretty big deal

NickF – what’s the number? I could make it more interesting and I might even be able to add something constructive.

We’re working through a long legal document, dull clause after dull clause. It’s pretty much boilerplate stuff, and a lot of people are taking a very long time to confirm that we don’t have any problems.

So unless you get very excited by Luxembourg/German employment law, best to do something else this apres-midi. Like go and have a proxy wee for me…..I’m starting to fixate on this, and I’ll not be finished for another 30 mins or so.

Fair do’s if it was forecasting, budgeting or strategic planning I’d’ve been well up for it.

As it is I’m going to continue dipping celery into different things until I find something better than peanut butter.

Hi, my name is Larry and I’m cancer, and I like a woman who…..
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no Don! dont interrupt, i’m waiting for emsz to apologise for assuming i could be anything but super important and well respected.

sorry Phil, of course you’re v important.

I’m still waiting for the knicker explosion though 😆

Ooh, ooh! I just did a conference call! How exotic is this – there was an American driving through a rainstorm, a Russian in Moscow, another American who said nothing, and me.

Cut!

(Plus – I’m seeing The Kills tonight 🙂 )

no Don! dont interrupt, i’m waiting for emsz to apologise for assuming i could be anything but super important and well respected.

Yeah, whatever, sorry if I spoiled the flow emsz.

The Floaters? Is it true they are named after a type of pooh?

S’ok, don I liked that song. It was ace… 😆

sorry Phil, of course you’re v important.

yes, yes i am

I’m still waiting for the knicker explosion though

decided to finally go to the toilet then?

I’m so bored I’ve needed a wee since before lunch, I can’t be bothered to walk to the loo, I’m either going to pop or wet myself.

Just visited the office toilets to encounter a series of weird, unsettling groans from the guy in the next toilet… I didn’t wait to see how it turned out!

Finished!

It’s fair to say that even Usain Bolt wouldn’t have beaten me on the 20 metre dash from desk to the WCs.

Much more serene now.

emsz, mucho’s grasias, I shall indeed take my time this weekend. I’ve got some free time so shall go see some mates and go Paddleboarding, then bike’ist in the Downs, chinese/wine/burp session and… well let’s just see shall we.

I’m pretty bored at work, I’m drawing toilet layouts, enthusiasm has hit an all time low. Monday is even better with a door schedule. I love architecture it’s so much fun. I want to go home and play with my bike, not in a dirty sense obviously, just feel I should be doing something bike related and not got time for a ride tonight.

Minor spurt of activity!! been to the loo, you’ll all be pleased to hear!

I got mesen a tag, innit.