You know who you are…… Could you please get on with mowing the lawn or sorting out the garage instead of browsing on here? 😉

Thank you lovely x

*calls a steward*

EEK! Someones been rumbled!

Mods…. could we please remove this in case any marital precedents are set? 😉

Dude, whoever you are you’d better go!

* requires before/after pics of lawn/garage for judgement purposes *

😀

could be worse its not like hes looking at porn jude!

No!

Now be a good woman and get back to the kitchen where you belong.

😉 (just in case anyone thinks it is a serious comment)

Mr judeyoga gets a choice of doing either? 😯
Id pick ‘sorting’ the garage…..cue hours of bike fettling to avoid doing the lawn!

He’s probably already done that kimbers, and it’s not you MSP, he’s probably running off now pretending he was doing it anyway 😀

Tis I! Another lovely day chock full of doing bugger all ruined. Damn you the wife! (We could really do with a ‘shaky fist’ emoticon on here.

And he can’t get to the lawnmower without doing the garage!

Would it be wrong to mention jumpers now? 😉

You have internet in the kitchen???? 😀

Bugger off now and get on with it! 😈

clubber – Member

Would it be wrong to mention jumpers now? 🙂

No happy fun time for you tonight BM.

No, hopester I’m ‘working’

Severe breach of equality laws…you mow the lawn! Just stay out of his garage. 😀

This is the 2013 equivalent of your wife calling the golf club to find out where you are.

Damn that stalky wife – I blame Thatcher.

Ooh, don’t get me started 6 years we have lived here – he has never done it! Never!

*goes off to call divorce lawyers for you*

Thatcher is/was your wife 😯

Is, clubber,at least that’s what it feels like. And Jude, aren’t you supposed to be educating the basket weavers of tomorrow?

Oy! Although this lady is not for turning either.

I am being very important marking assignments.

Thought this was funny and showed it the wife

That was a bloody dosy thing to do

*hangs head in shame*

If it were me I’d have been out doing the mowing by now.

Or tweeting about the indignity of it, at the very least.

Maybe mrs zokes and I can start a revolution 😀

I’m on twitter too…there’s no escape 😉

The irony is, if I had a garage and Mrscamo16 wanted me to clean it, I’d much prefer being home, doing that, rather than being here, reading this. BM, get those jobs done! As mentioned, before-after shots are essential. 😉

Genius.

Quick BM start a ‘what lawn mower for my unkempt garden’ or ‘best way to cut grass’ thread and that way you can say being here is/was research,

What lawn mower for BM’s unkempt lady garden?

Oh… That’s not quite right is it?

BM is suspiciously silent. 😀

* suspects that a garage is being tidied *

Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Mrs Barnsleymitch and her jumpers.

I was going to do the washing up and make the tea, but I think I shall go for a lie down…

Yes dear..

What if a poor baby robin has fallen from its nest onto the lawn and is shaking with fear waiting to be rescued by its mother; do you really want to be responsible for killing baby robins?

Or a small child may have wandered into your garden and tripped in the long grass; you could mow its face off; I know I wouldn’t want to take that risk.

Nice knowing you bland…..

Eewww!

Do I really want to know about the jumper references?

He won’t be tidying the garage, we’ve been married 12 years….it takes more than this to spur him into action 😉

Plus it’s almost certainly full of cat shit.

The jumper references are not bad; during heated religious debates, BM has suggested that of the many things he is thankful for, you and the contents of your jumper rank very highly indeed.

This has had the effect of stopping any arguments about theology while gentlemen’s minds turn towards curvy wooliness.

I’ve probably got him into way more trouble than he deserves, but if he’s being a slacker…

Drac – I’ll just wait until she’s on netmums later and slip into my ‘wise owl’ costume – she can’t resist the talons of love!

Told you he wasn’t doing it 🙄