So I take it the chap with the poor wife signal has got things sorted then?
Women - know your place! And Phil, everybody knows that wise owl is just for private lovin' - for dogging, I favour the 'threadbare but still cheeky' monkey costume X
[i]the compost heaps need turning over and weeing into[/i]
I take it this isn't a euphamism.
It's good for breaking down organic matter. As our heeps are raised up, I'm certainly not going to do it, neighbours would think I'm barmy.
It's good for breaking down organic matter. As our heeps are raised up, I'm certainly not going to do it, neighbours would think I'm barmy.
Fair enough, but if I know guys your fella only does it so he doesn't have to go upstairs for a wee. 😉
Hee hee, sort of true, however the loo is nearer than the compost heaps.Fair enough, but if I know guys your fella only does it so he doesn't have to go upstairs for a wee.
@ judeyoga..photos of your garden please.
I'm sure once my darling husband has finished tending to it he will send you a picture
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The lawn needs cutting? I take it there are new bike pics to be taken?
Woo, and indeed, hoo!
...probably a step too far to ask for a picture of your jumper?
Yes, Ok, I'll get my coat...
😀
He's not had his mower out for a while you say...
What a thread! Excellent. 😀
One day ill find my missus has a secret STW login I don't know about, and I'll be in a world of trouble!
We all have one dantsw13 😈
Ha, you weak and feeble excuses for men, About time you all grew a pair and ....what?
Yes, coming dear, on my way now, sorry, just logging off now!! 😳
barnsleymitch - Member
Twit, and indeed, twoo!
FTFY
Well, although I doubt anybody wants one, here's an update. I was forced into trimming judes undergrowth, and am now preparing to either make a brew, or swoop mercilessly on to a vole. YOU DECIDE!
I was forced into trimming judes undergrowth
Ahhh, nothing like some quality topiary.
Leave the vole for the owl.
I find that after a hard session trimming the undergrowth, a good brew does help the recovery....
Bunnyhop - I can just hear paddy mcguiness saying that!
It's the voices in your head .... Time for your medication dear
This has to be one of the best threads for ages, although I have to say the original title was ambiguous and probably lead to more than one male on here looking over his shoulder...
i do hope in return for the vigorous trimming you've knitted your husband a new mankini....
for the attention of all people who have misunderstood:
GARAGES AND SHEDS ARE NOT MEANT TO BY TIDY!
IF THEY WERE THEY WOULD NOT BE WHAT THEY ARE MEANT TO BE.
that is all.
My wife tidied my garage three weeks ago, I still feel invaded.
"My wife tidied my garage three weeks ago"
i think its important you seen professional help, just because we're men doesn't mean we should suffer domestic abuse in silence
@philconsequence, a new mankini made of the trimmings from my undergrowth is being woven as we speak 🙂
Hope there were no rose bushes involved...
And there were trimmings aplenty - it was like a beartrappers hat I tell ye!
actual lol, well, more like a yelp of mirth
Brilliant
mitch - does she know about those photos you sent round ?
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😯
Just think of this as a Yorkshire version of keeping up with the kardashians. Either that or the only way is Barnsley.
Do you guys actually chat in emoticons? 😉
barnsleymitch: I took one look at the garage and I was all, like, 😮
judeyoga: yeah, well that lawn's still 👿 and you're not getting your lazy 😡 😮 👿 out of it neither.
Am I close? 😆
About right, we don't actually speak normally - just pull faces at each other.
No, we generally communicate via the medium of modern dance.
Anyway, it's time for bed, wise owl is in the house, and he's hootin' fer a rootin'!
he's hootin' fer a rootin'!
Awesome.
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get to it MrsMitch - it's the early bird that gets th
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