I tried one today. Just sayin…

If you tickle a frog between the ears, it purrs

I neither tickled a frog or rode a fat bike today.

I rode my fat bike today. I didn’t see any frogs.

It’s OK. They’ll never catch on.

Maybe not so much here but the population is booming in some tropical countries.

Does licking a fatbike give the same results as licking a tripping frog?

If you lick a tripping frog that’s riding a fat bike, a kitten dies

My daughter rode her Frog bike today, she’s not fat.

I almost rode over a stack of 3 frogs (seriously, it was like a hopping dog-pile, but with frogs) on my Fat Bike today; I managed to stop in time.

I met a frog today riding a fatty whilst eating the head of a kitten

A quarter past four

fatbike? …. Fat bike??? a bike that’s Fat 😯

Bat Trike

Found one in my garage yesterday! 😯

Seems longer than two weeks since I last rode it, due to this stubborn man-flu thing. 🙁

I saw a fat bloke riding a bike.
No toads though I did see a toad threesome once https://flic.kr/p/CVyP2