About 2/3 of the way round my local loop there's a pub with a lovely beer garden. I stop there whenever I can - I know the place like the back of my hand.
Leaving the bar with my pint this afternoon, I reached back without looking to close the door behind me. Instead of the door handle, I grabbed an old lady's boob! I had no idea there was someone so close behind me. I was too stunned and embarrassed to say anything, and just stood there looking gormless.
She laughed it off. Actually, I think I made her day... She winked at me later.
I drank up quickly and left, before I could cause any other misunderstandings. I rode home very fast as I needed a pee - no way was I risking a trip to the gents after that. My life is like a Carry On movie sometimes. Please tell me I'm not the only one.