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  • Drunkenness and Biking
  • thejesmonddingo
    Full Member

    Oh dear,sitting in front of the computer,drinking Punk IPA,which I found in a local shop for £1.17 a bottle,and nursing my broken collarbone,when Mrs dingo asked me what I was thinking.”I want to buy a new full suss bike,but we don’t have any money”.She replied “Ah babe.Buy it anyway!”.
    I’m now waiting for a Kona Tanuki Supreme to arrive from CRC,and I’m back on a full suss when the bones heal,probably more in keeping with my advanced age(58).

    binners
    Full Member

    Good work! Aren’t you now meant to say “aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand you’re back in the room!” 😉

    BTW: I thought this was going to be about falling off your bike while drunk? Is that how you did your collerbone

    thejesmonddingo
    Full Member

    No,bad line and tyre choice,my bad.

    jekkyl
    Full Member

    She’s a keeper! treat her to a ‘backie’ on it when it arrives.

    thejesmonddingo
    Full Member

    We’ve been married 25 years next month,she’s starting to complain about the number of backies 😀

    CaptainFlashheart
    Free Member

    treat her to a ‘backie’

    *adds to list of euphemisms*

    rewski
    Free Member

    Punk IPA,which I found in a local shop for £1.17 a bottle

    address please, bought the ltd edition single hop 4 pack for £15, they saw me coming. The El Dorado was worth it though.

    thejesmonddingo
    Full Member

    It’s the Company Shop At Tankersley near Barnsley,they remainder supermarket’s stuff,I also got 2 bottles of M&S Greenwich Red Ale for £3,normally £5 a bottle,but you can never guarantee what they will have,just have to buy what’s there that you like.

    DrP
    Full Member

    It’s 1427 here in the UK…
    What country are you in that makes it past 1800 – the hour at which it’s universally acceptable to be drinking at, unless you’re homeless, or a student who’s just finished exams….

    😉

    DrP

    thejesmonddingo
    Full Member

    I had a small CVI 4 years ago,and if if I want to drown my sorrows at 14 whatever,I don’t need your approval,I’d prefer to die as I choose,thank you.
    (Drunkenly argumentative face)

    thejesmonddingo
    Full Member

    On the positive side,my horse has just won the 2:30 at Beverley 😀

    shifter
    Free Member

    CaptainFlashheart – Member

    treat her to a ‘backie’

    *adds to list of euphemisms*

    Twice in one day (that I know of) – good work!

    nick1962
    Free Member

    No,bad line and tyre choice,my bad.

    Best tyres for scapegoating? 😉

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