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  • Dried fruit – never again
  • ChubbyBlokeInLycra
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    Oh dear god, not only am I poducing enough gas to fill a hot air balloon, but it’s smells RANK

    benji
    Free Member

    But it will keep the duvet fluffed up tonight, every fart has a silver lining or something like that.

    andytherocketeer
    Full Member

    not as bad as onions

    zippykona
    Full Member

    Or stuffing.

    Ambrose
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    Dried fruit, damp in the bottom of a camelback will ferment. It then becomes the trail food of champions.

    kimbers
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    a colleague got stuck in a motorway traffic jam on her way from london to lancashire with only a bag of dried apricots for sustenance, after many hours at a standstill things came to their inevitable conclusion; she had to make a dirty dash for the verge

    ChubbyBlokeInLycra
    Free Member

    Good point benji, all night long localised central heating
    onions? stuffing? Right now, I’m like
    [video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSKQ3ZNQ_O8[/video]

    andytherocketeer
    Full Member

    all night long localised central heating

    more commonly known as “magic carpet duvet”

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