Not all dogs poo indoors though: years ago my very snooty mother was entertaining some snooty Women's Institute ladies for afternoon tea when her batty old Gordon setter shambled into view in the garden. All the ladies were oohing and aaahing and admiring the lovely doggie when she squatted down and nipped off a huge steaming pile right on the patio. This caused much consternation and embarrassment, but things went from bad to even worse when the dog turned round, sniffed it... then scoffed the lot!
Sad but true fact this behaviour has been bred into dogs, as its beneficial to us not to have sewage/excrement lying around as it can cause diseases, its pretty disgusting but is/was a very useful trait especially in very poor regions of the world.
Mine used to be very adept that finding trail side logs left by riders in Leigh Woods, usually down by the railway line after doing the descent near Paradise bottom
Any some of you keep these things inside your houses? For fun??
What the hell are you thinking??
Mainly thinking of all the positives they bring to your life, like lower stress level and generally being more happy with yourself and the world. All medically proven facts of dog ownership.
Just think how bad those houses would be without a dog cleaning up some of the shit etc......