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  • Ditching the Missus!!!
  • Mooly
    Free Member

    I know the title seems harsh but has anyone got any experience of ditching the other half.
    Me and the current girlfriend have been together for about 18 months and we both want different things. She wants kids and I’m not interested as I already have 2 boys who are aged 11 and 12.
    We`ve had the discussion and both fully understand that the future doesn’t look bright. Are we both just to scared to end it and holding onto false hope?
    HELP!!!!!!

    surroundedbyhills
    Free Member

    here’s the manual.

    binners
    Full Member

    Just send her the link to this thread.

    Then go and join the French Foreign Legion, to….. erm….. what was it again?

    P-Jay
    Free Member

    You just slip out the back, Jack

    cbmotorsport
    Free Member

    If you want different things and are unable to reach a compromise, it suggests that you don’t have much of a future. Sorry.

    Rubber_Buccaneer
    Full Member

    Just send her the link to this thread

    Binners sort of has it. You can’t ditch her you have to make her ditch you. Everyone knows that. Does she have a sister you can send an inappropriate picture to?

    phil56
    Full Member

    Make a new plan Stan

    perchypanther
    Free Member

    Just get on the bus, Gus.

    You don’t need to discuss much.

    P-Jay
    Free Member

    You don’t need to be coy, Roy

    deadlydarcy
    Free Member

    Tell her you prefer goolies, Mooly.

    wwaswas
    Full Member

    Wait ’til it’s blowing a hoolie, Mooly.

    [darn]

    footflaps
    Full Member

    It’s not you, it’s me….

    PJM1974
    Free Member

    “Stand up all those ladies with a partner…not so fast, missus”.

    I’ve been there a twice, not a pleasant thing to go through at all but I’ve not looked back since.

    footflaps
    Full Member

    Hoof her in the slats, stan.

    That must be in the live CD….

    perchypanther
    Free Member

    Make a new plan Sleep with a man, Stan

    CaptainFlashheart
    Free Member

    wrecker
    Free Member

    Tell her you prefer goolies, Mooly.

    No need to do it so cruelly.

    finbar
    Free Member

    It’s not you, it’s me….

    It’s not me, it’s you…

    Onzadog
    Free Member

    End it like a man…

    …Just stop calling.

    cranberry
    Free Member

    Slip it in her sister, Mister.

    P-Jay
    Free Member

    Onzadog – Member

    End it like a man…

    …Just stop calling.

    Yeah Ghost her, that’s a good one.

    perchypanther
    Free Member

    …and her Mum, Chum

    footflaps
    Full Member

    Bury her under the shed, Fred..

    verses
    Full Member

    Just take a bus out of town…

    [video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1cGoDns8wTA[/video]

    binners
    Full Member

    As with so many situations in life, you just have to ask yourself…. what would Phil Collins do?

    Malvern Rider
    Free Member

    Grow some cojones, Gomez. T’aint right? Take flight, Dwight. Tell her straight, m8.

    Ro5ey
    Free Member

    Text, Tex

    footflaps
    Full Member

    what would Phil Collins do?

    Organise a come back tour and a re-release a Greatest Hits album?

    ctk
    Full Member

    Have another kid, Sid.

    Ro5ey
    Free Member

    Used to go to school with Phil Collins’ nephew… he was called Phil Collins.

    Couldn’t drum for toffee but always won best fancy dress.

    SiB
    Free Member

    Date her mate Julie, Mooly

    hebdencyclist
    Free Member

    Get yourself on Tinder, Govinder.

    footflaps
    Full Member

    Find a new one on Grindr, Minder

    scruff9252
    Full Member

    Was in a similar situation 18 months ago. Had been seeing my ex for 4years and living together for one. She wanted to spend weekend having cocktails with the girls on a Friday, then spend the rest of weekend in pj’s. I wanted to go sailing/cycling/camping/climbing/surfing/touring – generally getting out of town for the weekend and having mini adventures and enjoying whisky on mountain tops & anchorages…

    As we both realised we were going in different directions, the break up was very amicable – she continued popping over for dinner now & again etc.

    I’ve since upgraded to someone who has a more voracious appetite for doing stuff with her weekends than me and far more compatable life ambitions. We’ve been going out for nearly a year now, best decision eva! (Also the couple of months on Tinder was great fun too, if you know whatbi mean!)

    BillMC
    Full Member

    Don’t treat her cruelly, Mooly.

    Stevet1
    Free Member

    scruff9252
    Also the couple of months on Tinder was great fun too, if you know whatbi mean!)

    playing both sides of the field to increase your odds eh.

    zippykona
    Full Member

    **** her dad, Brad.

    Xylene
    Free Member

    Start peeing in the sink, but leave the door open to see

    Dickyboy
    Full Member

    Have a vasectomy, tommy

    phil56
    Full Member

    if you know whatbi mean!

    you really did go in a different direction there then!

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