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Lay a new patio, Mattio
We have a wedding to go to this weekend and will no doubt get smashed and the it'll be all over.
Enjoy the wedding, try not to be that couple that are breaking up at the wedding, I'm sure she and you are still both nice people.
However bad it will feel, it's over quickly, in the grand scheme of things.
Just think forward 6 months - one version with you're increasingly desperate to get out, and feeling increasing awful about not having done it yet.
And the other version where you had the conversation 6 months ago, it's all under the bridge, you're friendly and talking/you've not seen her for ages (delete as appropriate) and you're both getting on with your lives.
Best solution, time machine!
Leave how you arrived, by the back door.
Just grasp the nettle and do it, a few weeks down the line you'll both have moved on and you'll feel all the better for it!
What would the feminists say? "take control of your own body". Get a vasectomy if you're that sure about not wanting more kids. Then either keep it a secret and enjoy trying to make babies or (my preference) tell her and let her make the next move.
So, go for the snip, Rip.
You just need to leave, Steve.
**** her up the bum,chum! (See you all next week :oops:)
This really does not seem hard you both appear to be on the same page in terms of agreeing it is not working . So mtfu broach the subject shake hands and move on . Or carry on playing about till you really hate and hurt each other.
Tell her what you told us. Its time to move on.
Love the Paul Simon references and ad-libs
Buy another bike, Mike
A mate has just ditched her fella by text message. Except it wasn't by text, it was by Facebook status. (It's still going on now, like watching a car crash In super slow mo, disturbing, yet compelling. Glorious)
As a colleague put it, 'there's nothing like being humiliated in front of everyone you know to help get over the upset of your relationship ending'
18 months? Just walk errrrmmm errr...
A wise man once said,
There are many fine women in the world. Not many bring you lasagne to work.
A wise man once said,
Trial sheparation, jashon
I was in a long term that I stayed in way past its sell by date fora variety of reasons. Manned up, told her it wasn't working and it was over. Best thing I did.
Don't waste her time, more importantly don't waste yours!
Comedy gold again, sorry cant think of one I m in the supermkt queue and cant stop laughing
All must be a lot clearer now 🙂
Stick it in her mother, or brother.
We have a wedding to go to this weekend and will no doubt get smashed and the it'll be all over.
Dump her as they wed, Ned.
Got to report, sport.
EDIT: Too late 🙂
Thought so as I typed it, Brett.
(Needs Kiwi accent!
Wow, good tips there lads. Must have been at least 49 ways to leave your lover
You will become number 2, you fool.
Think with your head.
Not that head.
If you love each other, you'll both talk and work it out.
Tell her to jog on, Yvonne.
Drac - Moderator
18 months? Just walk errrrmmm errr...
Mork.
You're welcome. 🙂
Me leaving is like giving someone the gift of freedom. Remove their shackles and watch them flourish.
Let them blossom, possum.
Ok, it's been 24hrs. Have you chucked her, Gupta?
Have you binned her, Tjinder?
Tell her after fellatio, Horatio.
Do it over the phone, Ramone.
Spanish Archer - El-Bow, Joe?
Cut her loose, Bruce
Tell her to do one, Ewan
Kick her to the kerb, Herb.
Sleep in the spare room, chris froome
Bin her off, Abdoujaparov
Set her square, Jalabert
No need to be coy, Chris Hoy
Stick her under the patio, Matteo.
Take loads of drugs, Lance
Giver her the sack, Lars Bak
I'm not sure this thread is going the way the OP expected....