I’m at work. I need the loo. I left my phone at home this morning. how will I cope?! #firstworldproblems

No book or magazine? Well it’s a quick poo for you young man.

You need an office like mine.

I hear ya. I can’t poo without candy crush.

CF – are the Pringles a loo roll substitute?

Scoop not wipe?

wwaswas, nah, I use three shells.

you should be a vegan no time to read or even get the internet up on the phone with my diet #oversharing

you should be a vegan no time to read or even get the internet up on the phone with my diet #oversharing

Nothing to be ashamed of, Junky. It can happen to anyone. Just try and think of something else while you’re doing it, and it should last a little longer.

I’ve stopped doing number two’s since the bum grape thread. Never had any trouble along those lines my entire life and yet, when nature called, the clench of fear induced by the threat of turning inside-out and bleeding to death was too strong.

wwaswas, nah, I use three shells.

This truly is the future.

I just swear a lot

I take my knitting in with me…

I take my knitting in with me…

If you’re making a scarf it provides insurance against lack of loo roll too. Double win.

I take my knitting in with me…

Has weird recollection back to the vaginal knitting video that went around a few months ago… :-/

Rachel

Nothing to be ashamed of, Junky. It can happen to anyone. Just try and think of something else while you’re doing it, and it should last a little longer.

Thatcher 😉

You’ll be needing these, then, Junky!

Oh, and a video for you as well;
[video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4[/video]

😉